become a mermaid

I am the magic doctor etc.
I am about to tell u the spell i no to become a mermaid.
Here it is:

Recite:
Insouciant inclemency
Redoubtable mediocracy
Refutable humanity
Make me what I wish to be
A MERMAID….....
Witches one and witches all
Give this power to me

REPEAT THIS 10 TIMES

Whatever u do, DO NOT SAY THIS WHILE YOU ARE DRY.
If u wud like to no more information about what you do after you say the spell, please reply. If u dont, u may regret it.

i really wish i could be a mermaid like the program h2o (just add warter) on nickalodeon i wish i was like Charlotte and had all the powers

i loved to be a mermaid

Ok this is really important! If you have magic powers You have to be careful of the black clouds!!!! They are coming to any form of magic! REALLY!!!! If you want to be a mermaid when you touch water, cool. But if you have powers and you don’t want to be a mermaid for the rest of your life, get rid of your powers!!!!

Can some one PLEASE help me? I’ve wanted to be a mermaid my whole life. Can someone tell me anything? ANYTHING!?
Please reply!

When I was little, I got obsessed with mermaids. I want a tail. I can’t swim, but I love water. And mermaids are so pretty.

Ok it is not really possible to become a mermaid. I do know it is possible to fool some friends or pretend to be a mermaid. Alls you gotta do is get a fake mermaid tail and act like a mermaid. I am a little tired of “OH someone tell me how to become a mermaid cause I can’t find it on the web!” or “I’ll just copy off of other people to become a mermaid.” So I am trying to help. Reply if you wanna know anything more. For some places that sell mertails go to www.mermaidsfx.com and www.merfolk.com. Try going on to these web sites. They may help you if you REALLY want to succeceed in your goal.

One day this little girl had fancied this boy for three years and he still didnt go out with here because he said she was to small but he was only about 5 cm meters bigger she had stayed alone and waited and waited but he still wound not go out with her she was really upset she waited for him everyday when she was go for lunch she had no luck her freind fancied a boy but he wouldnt go out with her either so both of us are not having very good luck.
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hi girls just to tell a lot of stuff abuot being a mermaid
1.try growing your hair real long
2. be careful around water when you are in public
3.be careful wearing blue
okay thats all i can say now, bye girls!

I have believed in mermaids my whole life. So recently i have been researching ways to become one. A lot of things told me i just had to believe in myself.

So i did.

But nothing happened.

In reality, there is no way to become a mermaid. Not a potion in the world, not a person in sight. If you were meant to be a mermaid, you would have been born one.