laugh everyday

To me, laughing seems just as important as sleep.

At work we all wore something pink…..to do with Breast cancer awareness, to raise money….... anyway we were gathered outside getting a group photo taken…....after a few photos one of the females standing next to me laughingly shouted to the camera guy…...Can you airbrush me ......to which I retorted instantly…...yeah sure he can but it might take a few hours ....ooops everyone starts laughing and she chased me round the car park. She’s a good sport & always sees the funny side of my banter !!

Tame text joke…...believe me these are tame btw :~)

Man meets woman in bar, buys her a drink. During this time he keeps looking at his watch, she asks Why ?. He says “its my new dating watch, its giving me information about you”. ... What does it say she asks. “It says you have no panties on”. ... Well it’s wrong she says. I know he replies …........“It’s an hour fast” !!!

Yet another tame text joke

My wife found out she was adopted. She was devastated, and kept asking “Why did’nt they want me?” I took her in my arms and comforted her. After a while, still crying, she kissed me and asked me to make love to her.

In hindsight, taking her passionately from behind shouting “WHO’S YOUR DADDY ?!!!
Was’nt such a GOOD IDEA!!!!!!

Another tame text joke

Wife gets naked & asks hubby.

“What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?”

Hubby looks her up and down and replies,

“Your fuckin sense of humour”

another tame text joke (gave me a wee chortle)

2 eggs boiling in a pan, one egg says to the other “I’ve got a huge crack” !! ......the other egg replies “Stop friggin teasing me, I’m not even hard yet ”!!!

but funny !! just got this text joke from a friend and it is one of his tamer ones.

Hellooooo iiss thhaaat tthe sshhopp whherre iii bouugghhtt tthhe viiibrraattorr ??...c c ccaaann yoouu tteelll mmmee hhoowww ttooo ttuurrnnn tthhe f f fuuuckkiinnnggg tthhiinnng ooffff !!!

(well it tickled me anyway ;~)

I like a laugh I do

from EzineArticles

Norman Cousins wrote “Of all the gifts bestowed by nature on human beings, hearty laughter must be close to the top”

I am very sure all of you agree with that quote. There is nothing more uplifting than having a good old fashioned “belly laugh” yet how many of us can honestly say that we laugh every day, never mind having a “belly laugh”.

Life after all is so serious and so hard. You are right, no one every claimed life was easy, nor has anyone claimed life is just fun. These two life choices, and yes they are choices, is what we can make each and every day.

Human beings need to have fun. So bring some of that into your life. Laughter will make the most serious and arduous of tasks easier and more enjoyable, if not, at least more tolerable.

To have a more healthy and balanced life it is important to have some diversion. Humour can certainly be that diversion. There are so many of us that keep asking ourselves the same old question, over and over; What is the meaning of life? And, no it is not 42.

To each of us, life’s meaning or our life purpose means something different. There are some that believe that it’s to be a multimillionaire. But no, money will certainly not buy you happiness. Happiness is not on a shelf in a supermarket nor in any exclusive boutique. Yes, money can make your life easier, but certainly not happier.

Laughter is one of our positive emotions. A life tonic that energizes restores and invigorates.

Currently one of the growing areas in the coaching industry is laughter coaching. Now there is a novel thought if ever. Why on this earth would we get someone to come and coach us how to laugh? Surely we can do this on our own?

Tell me, how many times a day, do you get to laugh?

Children laugh on average 400 times a day and by the time they reach 35 years of age, this number has radically reduced to 15 times a day.

The endorphin released by laughter is 10 times more powerful than the pain relieving drug, morphine. To top it off you can burn up 3.5 calories every time you laugh. Now you know why, children can eat just about anything they want without gaining weight. Is this not about time to create the diet, called “laugh yourself thin”?

When laughter has such an incredibly good influence on everyday life, what happens to us over those 30 years? Where and when did we lose our ability to laugh at ourselves and at the crazy, stupid things that we as human beings can get up to? All you have to do is rent a DVD on the old Candid Camera series, that will get you started.

But an ancient Chinese proverb says;

I hear…...and I forget

I see…....and I remember

I do….....and I understand

Yes, that is it. You listen to jokes, you laugh and forget. You look at people laughing and you remember, but when you laugh at yourself you understand the way it makes you feel. Good, great actually. Alive and ready to tackle any challenges life gives you.

So do, go to a coaching laughter session and be pleasantly surprised at the results. If there is no laughter coaching sessions in your area. Take time out, force yourself to laugh and still be pleasantly surprised

I just had a bit of a giggle at a certain persons post a few mins ago…...well she is a tad crazy …....in an adorable way !!!
Thank you, you know who you are :~) hahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

another tame text joke

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. ‘Since you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.’
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ’ I want to hang out with God.’
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, ‘Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? ‘

Arthur said, ‘Yeah, that’s me…’

God commented: ‘Well, what’s the big deal in inventing something that’s pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can’t run without a road?’

Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, ‘Excuse me, but aren’t you the inventor of woman?’

God said, ‘Ah, yes.’

‘Well,’ said Arthur, professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention !

1.. There’s too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much
4.. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!

‘Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,’ replied God, ‘hold on.’

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

‘Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,’ God said to Arthur, ‘but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours’