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    pinkthinkgirl has missed this place and feels like giving it an awkward bear hug

    11/20/08 13 months ago

    “This song relaxes the vaginal muscles.”



    pinkthinkgirl has missed this place and feels like giving it an awkward bear hug

    8/01/08 17 months ago

    “I love it when I can feel the curvature of the Earth.”



    pinkthinkgirl has missed this place and feels like giving it an awkward bear hug

    Untitled 20 months ago

    “My buttcheeks were apart for so long that when they came back together they felt like strangers.”



    pinkthinkgirl has missed this place and feels like giving it an awkward bear hug

    1/27 23 months ago

    “I have found that the secret to life is low expectations.”



    pinkthinkgirl has missed this place and feels like giving it an awkward bear hug

    11-26-07 2 years ago

    “The only thing standing in the way of me and perfection is other people.”



    pinkthinkgirl has missed this place and feels like giving it an awkward bear hug

    11-17-07 2 years ago

    “I came for the boobs but stayed for the ass.”



    pinkthinkgirl has missed this place and feels like giving it an awkward bear hug

    9/25 2 years ago

    “I have found that the opposite of laid is not laid.”



    pinkthinkgirl has missed this place and feels like giving it an awkward bear hug

    8/6 2 years ago

    “I just want to be man-shaped.”



    pinkthinkgirl has missed this place and feels like giving it an awkward bear hug

    8/24 2 years ago

    “Suck my girl dick, Beckie.”



    pinkthinkgirl has missed this place and feels like giving it an awkward bear hug

    8/24 2 years ago

    “The best way to kill sexual tension is by fucking.”



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