make a list of 43 reasons why you want to be my boyfriend

1.I’m silent. Not neccessarily with my best friend but whilst you’re around I am. Not all the time but mostly. I just talk when I got anything to say.

2.I prefer kissing to talking.

3.I can drink alcohol(some alcohol).

4.If I’m mad I’ll cry rather than scream

5.You will never get to see my ugly underwear…just the ones coloured in all shades of the rainbow.

6.I’m a bellydancer

7.You can trust in me completely

8.I’m faithful

9.If there’s anything wrong you can make me smile with chocolate(at least if you didn’t cause it and if you did it’s worth a try)

10.I can laugh my ass off just because of random things

11.I’m slim

12.I’m smart

13.I loooooove discussion about anything important that’s going on in the world

14.There’s not much I need A COUCH + YOU is enough to make me happy

15.I’m not much of a girly-girl. I will not wear highheels for longer than 5 minutes and I will not have pink xxl-nails just because i think it’s fashionable.

16.I love new things

17.Indeed I can change lightbulbs

18.I don’t clinge to you

19.Because I will do almost everything you want me to

20.I looooove animals, but i don’t have a chihuahua

21.I love travelling

22.I’m very open minded

23.Because my principals are like a rock

24.Because I will take care of you and help you in every way way i can(exept your laundry)

25.Because I’m friendly to everybody

26.Because I have a lot of courage but still appreciate you holding me tight during a thunderstorm

27.i’ll spoil you in bed (you can see, I’m running out of ideas)

28.on holidays there’s no need for a dictionairy- you have me

29.I’m spontanous

30.I’m a little crazy-expect me to make a pizza at 5 o clock am if i can’t sleep

31.I’ve got large eyes

32.i’ve got hair like a lion

33.I’m proud

34.I try to be a good person

35.I’m physically strong so I don’t expect you to do anything I can do myself

36.My mind is strong too…so if i want to do something expect me to do it

37.I don’t nag. I tell you if I don’t appreciate something and if I’m shure you’ve heard it I will not ruin your nerves by nagging, i just expect you to have heard me.

38.I can make decisions and I make them fast (Oh my God – Am I still a girl?)

39.I don’t smoke(Stolen from 943)

40.I’m dedicated to our relationship(Stolen from 943)

41.I can create a beautiful welcoming atmosphere

42.I will find what is missing in your life and I’ll bring/give that to you

43.I’m green and certainly not republican

(here’s the surly list)

35. If you are already married, no problem. I’ll believe whatever lame excuse you come up with on why you can’t get divorced.

36. No job? No money? Meh… I’ll support you and pay all the bills.

37. And I’m dumb enough to loan you money I’ll never see again.

38. Not only will I support you, I’ll support your freakin dog too. Vet bills, dog food, toys, whatever, I’ll do it all.

39. Before I forget to mention it, bring over all you crap too. Store it in my very small teeny tiny house. Got 3 motorcycles? Bring ‘em on over and park those bad boys in my garage. I don’t need to park my car in there anyways.

40. While I support your every need and pay all the freakin bills, don’t worry about lifting a finger to clean the house. I’ll do all the vacuming, washing and scrubbing.

41. Along with cleaning the abode, I shall also cook all the meals.

42. I will chauffeur your ass around if your auto is too full of shit to carry passengers.

43. I will overlook all these things, still see the good inside, and love you anyways.

I have a smokin hot Midwest accent!

I have all my shots.

31. I have not named any of my body parts.

32. I do not plan on naming any of your body parts either.

29. I will not ever ask you to wear a dress.

30. I sleep naked.

24. Shiny things distract me.

25. I will not make you watch chick flicks.

26. I will look ADORABLE wearing your shirt and nothing else.

27. Sometimes cheese makes a perfectly acceptable dinner.

28. I do ALL my own stunts.

23. I can almost guarantee you will never be bored!

22. I can pick things up with my toes!

17. I will not ask if I look fat

18. I will never try to get you to marry me, been there, done that… ain’t making the same mistake twice!

19. I very rarely get PMS

20. I have TOTAL control over my eyebrows

21. I shave on a regular basis.