identify 100 things that piss me off

61. People not replacing the toilet paper on the toilet paper roll.
62. Organic foods being so much more expensive.
63. Whole wheat foods not being on sale when every other version of the food is.
64. Maids at hotels who don’t replenish your towels.
65. When programs quit on you when you haven’t saved in awhile.
66. When vegetables go bad before you get to use them.
67. The fact that avocados take 4 days to get ripe, and then get overripe in less than 2. And that there’s no good way to store them if you don’t use the whole avocado.
68. Stepping up to a bank teller, after they just finished with someone, then having to wait for them to finish whatever they’re doing, and the person behinds you ends up getting helped by some other teller before you.
69. People who get pissed at you because you don’t step up to a bank teller as soon as they finish with someone because you’re afraid the above will happen.
70. When TV shows don’t tell you that they’re playing their season finale, and finding out the next week when a new show doesn’t air.

11. The fact that people get upset when I laugh at someone who has just lost their home because of the economy after this person spent the past 10 years living well beyond his means and thumbing his nose at me because I didn’t buy a $250,000.00 home on the water or a brand new car evey year.(SCREW THEM)
12. The hole idea behind the phrase ” Hate Crime ” it is nothing more than a political tool to throw around to scroung for votes. If a man brutally beats and murders someone than what damn differnce does it make if it was racialy motivated?????
13. People that don’t pay their child support and the laws that govern it.
14. The fact that most states in this country claim it costs almost $40,00.00 per year to house one inmate and I have to house a family of six for less. Either money is being thrown away or being put in some pockets somewhere!!!!
15. Any disscusion about politics, religion, or abortion. I can almost guarantee a fight. I have firm beliefs about all three and if asked to change them I will swing. I am male so my beliefes about abortion I keep to myself as I feel I have no right to force them on another whose shoes I could never walk in. Organized religion is mearly the oldest organized crime and no one else has the right to force their beliefs on me. Politics = see religion.
16. The fact that George W. was allowed without any consiquence to spend 10 billion dollars a month and send our sons and daughters to die for nothing while we have people here with nothing to eat.
17. Rich people complaining about anything! ” I lost over a million dollars in the stock market yesterday someone needs to do something about this.” Yes we do, would someone please shoot this greedy ass?
18. People that make $50,000.00 a year or less crying about their $300,000.00 home being forclosed on and asking for help to keep it. NO move someplace cheaper, much cheaper.
19. Realtors that claim they can put me in that $300,000.00 home on a variable rate because the rates are low now. I am not an educated man and I know better. Makes me feel overly intelligent that people that are still paying off college loans did not see this coming. Especially having been a high school drop out myself and I saw it ten years ago.
20. Anyone that asks for or expects my help after looking down their nose at me for years while they squandered what they had. (LET THEM STARVE)

1. Sorry people that feel yaking on their cell phones is more important than keeping control of their automobiles at 60 mph.
2. People that have no place to go and have to get on the highway and prove it.
3. Anybody that sends me a text message.
4. People that seem to believe that because I either choose not to go to church or choose not to go to theirs that I am a beneath them!
5. Drunks! I feel many are born morons and have sought out others such as themselves to gather and prove it to the world. (If you are not that bright to begin with downing several shots and as much beer as you can hold is not going to make you a Harvard Professor.)
6. The fact that we have drunk driving laws. Drinking and driving is attempted murder until you actually pull it off. Furthermore I feel it is premeditated as you knew before you took your first drink, so you planned it in my opinion.
7. The fact that for years I heard people complain about welfare and offer no solution. These are the same people that are behind the bailout of all the big companies that miss managed everyones money!
8. The fact that due to the economy I can not get a raise or a better job but some of my tax dollars can be used to pay some ass at AIG making more than a quarter mill. a year.
9. The fact that some of my tax dollars, through social security, are going to people that claim they can’t work because of a drug addiction. In the mean time I can not afford surgery on my back and social security says I don’t have a claim.
10. The Bush family all of them. I know they did not neccesarily cause the plite we are in but the last Bush in office saw it happening around him and rather than fix it he found a way to profit from it and put us in an unwinnable war!

Oh my God does it hurt! And of course they can’t fix it right away. You have to wait for the proper appointment. Nothing hurts this bad! Nothing!

1. People who assume everyone is a certain way just because of the country they live in. (Fuck you Agent. If you say everyone in Iraq should be killed one more time..)

2. People who care only about themselves.

3. People who wear ‘peace’ symbols and ‘anti-war’ tees, but do nothing to seriously support their cause. Peace is more than a fashion statement.

4. When people feel the need to slobber all over each other in the middle of my highschool hallway. Likeseriously. Save it for outside of school.

5. Homo-phobes. I’m now experiencing my first taste of discrimination just because of my bisexuality. It’s a little irritating.

6. People who poke my tummy. Stop it. ):

7. “Sometimes” – Vegetarains. You can’t sometimes eat meat and call yourself a veggie, damnit.

8. PETA. I love the cause, but wtf is wrong with you people?

9. My feet. SHRINK DAMNIT, SHRINK.

10. My therapist. She asks the weirdest questions. It’s creepy.

51. When electronics stop working for no reason.
52. When a new episode of my show isn’t on this week… for no reason.
53. When something doesn’t break after being in the cargo hold of a plane, and then you break it taking it out of your bag.
54. People not refilling the water filter after taking water.
55. Parking meters.
56. Cops who are snarky when all you’re doing is trying to help.
57. The iron test when donating blood/ platelets.
58. People who want to make money but aren’t willing to spend money.
59. When the recycling machine doesn’t take my bottle/ can because it’s a “non-participating item”.
60. Corporations.

41. Being expected to work for free to “prove that you want this”.
42. How quickly some fruits and vegetables go bad.
43. That my grocery store doesn’t sell jalapeno hummas.
44. How expensive healthy food is and how cheap junk food is.
45. When my cat is in heat and wakes me up at 6 in the morning.
46. That every piece of electronics I own always seems to die right after the warranty expires.
47. How expensive health insurance is.
48. How long it took Anime Next to tell me I can’t have an artist alley table.
49. That I always seem to be hungry even though I shouldn’t be.
50. That if a taxi company takes forever to get you your taxi, and then you call and complain about it, how they give you attitude like its not their fault.

31. How no matter how you phrase it, your boss is always going to be pissed when you quit your job.
32. People who clank and scrap their spoon on the bottom of the bowl.
33. Cold houses.
34. How long the wait is in the doctor’s office.
35. When my skin cracks and bleeds because its so dry.
36. When my nail polish chips the day after I get them done.
37. The alarming rate at which my eyebrows grow in.
38. Macs.
39. People at the gym who don’t wipe off their machines when they’re done using them.
40. When the library/ bank isn’t open because of the lesser holidays.

91. Letting go being so hard.
92. People trying to change you.
93. People that don’t like me for no good reason.
94. Pushing the snooze button and sleeping in and missing out on things.
95. My dreams.
96. Crocs…gross…
97. Violent people.
98. People that smile too much.
99. Bad sex.
100. Predictability.

81. That taxi driver that wouldn’t help me carry my shit into the cab.
82. Losing people in my life.
83. Being hung over and getting no real amount of sleep.
84. Not going out as often as i’d like.
85. Dirty laundry and no coins.
86. Missing out on opportunities because of other peoples selfishness.
87. That it’s taking so long for my heaters to kick in and it’s like -21 right now.
88. Being a hungry hippo.
89. Feeling inferior.
90. Dirt!!!