KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

I am crazy,but i know when to stop,sure i’ll run through the supermarket singing old spice girls songs but im just as mature as you are. i just know how to have fun!

I honestly think i have. i know my limits and like last year im not cutting and taking pills. i have realised that i am a strong willed person and i can do it. i can handle things that alot of people cant and im proud of that… even when i get really depressed, like now, i wait it out, coz i know it will go away, i can honestly say i have kept a healthy level of insanity…

a few ways to stay insane

1.go up to a drive thru window and order a DIET water
2.if on a roller coster start talking to the people behind you while going down giant hills of fun
3.when the soda machine wont give you a free soda lay on the ground kicking and screaming

have fun and remember to stay insane

Ok here is some of mine

Next time your late for work tell the boss you slept in because you ate too much cheese and had nightmares about been eaten by a cheese monster. If you ever need to call in a sicky tell them the most embarrassing story ever, make them cringe. You won’t be expected to call the following day with an update

Put post it’s on items in your house inciting random ramblings about how everything’s a big conspiracy (as it is!)

Convince people they are the ones that are loosing it, confuse them a little

Talk to strangers, they are only strange because you don’t know them

Next time you receive a call from a call center tell them you are recording the call for training purposes. If they ask what on, say your brain. As the call proceeds speak with gaps of silence and tell them they must have a bad reception. If they dont hang up tell them a really rubbish story about baked beans

Deface really boring and overly serious paperwork at work with random comments and pictures. Dont get caught

Make your own songs lyrics about people you know. Sing them to them to the point of annoyance – over and over :)

sometimes hard. Sometimes funny. Sometimes easy.

Be crazy…its fun!!!

Go ahead…be insane if you want to. It makes life fun.

it is relaxing to me! hahahaha lol.

i cant change how sane or insane i am or am going to be, all i can do is embrace it

it keeps your friends sharp ;)