KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

a few ways to stay insane

1.go up to a drive thru window and order a DIET water
2.if on a roller coster start talking to the people behind you while going down giant hills of fun
3.when the soda machine wont give you a free soda lay on the ground kicking and screaming

have fun and remember to stay insane

Ok here is some of mine

Next time your late for work tell the boss you slept in because you ate too much cheese and had nightmares about been eaten by a cheese monster. If you ever need to call in a sicky tell them the most embarrassing story ever, make them cringe. You won’t be expected to call the following day with an update

Put post it’s on items in your house inciting random ramblings about how everything’s a big conspiracy (as it is!)

Convince people they are the ones that are loosing it, confuse them a little

Talk to strangers, they are only strange because you don’t know them

Next time you receive a call from a call center tell them you are recording the call for training purposes. If they ask what on, say your brain. As the call proceeds speak with gaps of silence and tell them they must have a bad reception. If they dont hang up tell them a really rubbish story about baked beans

Deface really boring and overly serious paperwork at work with random comments and pictures. Dont get caught

Make your own songs lyrics about people you know. Sing them to them to the point of annoyance – over and over :)

sometimes hard. Sometimes funny. Sometimes easy.

Go ahead…be insane if you want to. It makes life fun.

it is relaxing to me! hahahaha lol.

i cant change how sane or insane i am or am going to be, all i can do is embrace it

it keeps your friends sharp ;)

Done. Easily.

crazy is as crazy does! daily.

I went to the mall with my friends before the concert on sunday. We tried (yes, tried) to play dance dance revolution. I also look a picture of them posing like superman on the escalator. We ran, jumped, and did heel clicks. We also just stood and stared up for a while, to see if anyone else would start staring up too. It didn’t work. Viking and I pulled Areyouready away from one of those vending machines where you try to get the claw to grab the toy. He was yelling, and kept running back to it once he could get free. This one girl in a booth looked at us so weird! It was awesome. We relaxed in the display furnitue at a department store. Then to the concert, where we literally ran through crowds of people, having to dodge them so we wouldn’t collide. While in line waiting, we sat on the ground. And later in another line, we threw a granola wrapper at eachother and I convinced the boys standing behind us to go dumpster diving for something Hawk Nelson could sign. maybe not too too insane, but still fun.