have my handwriting analyzed

Well I really didn’t know where to start with this goal so I did a google search and came up with Handwriting Analysis Inc, a company with over 30 years experience in the field of graphology. I sent an email to see if I could have them analyze my handwriting and will have to wait and see what happens. Its an interesting field, graphology. They call it “brain writing” on a few sites I’ve come across as its billed as a direct line into your sub-conscience. I wonder what my handwriting has in store for me….

So…i know its not the same as actually having my handwriting analyzed by a person who does that sort of thing but i went to 2 separate sites that give free analysis. According to the first site:

Since I write with a straight up and down slant, I am a person with a strong need for contact.
Since my words are p-artially connected, I am a shy idealistic person who does not find it easy to have relationships, especially intimate ones.
Since I have narrow spaces between my words I am a talkative person, maybe even a busybody.
Since I used a pen with blue ink to write down my paragraph, I am rational, conservative, a person who adheres to convention and traditions. (There was no choice for “I just grabbed the first pen at hand, color be damned”, and they also say people who write with a red pen might be religious…)
Since my capitol I is the same size as my other letters I may be feeling depressed or have low self-esteem.
Since my t’s are crossed evenly on both sides of the bar, I am not very original, but very responsible, possibly in management.
I may be suffering from temporary depression or fatigue since my writing went straight across the page and tilted neither up nor down.
Since the tops of my h’s and t’s are longer than the bottoms of my g’s and y’s, Im idealistic, ambitious and intuitive.
I write neither spidery nor hard but evenly. Im a person of strong but rigid will, obstinate but powerful.

The second test had me write in a box using the cursor then answer questions about size and shape of the writing. This test actually told me verbatim what the other said about being a shy idealistic person very bad in relationships and talkative busybody.
It also said:
I plan ahead and am interested in beauty, design, outward appearance and symmetry.
I am diplomatic, objective and live in the present.
I enjoy life in my own way and do not depend on the opinions of others.
This test seemed a little less ridiculous since they didnt hold the color of my pen against me. But I still feel some of these criteria sound totally made up. I say its a whole lot of mierda.

not at the top of my priority list right now