Hmmm. Does anyone really want to see a big fat girl achieving the goal “Make Love to My Husband More”? I sure don’t.
So, I’m going to retire this goal. While maybe my head isn’t totally in the right place, I do love my husband, emotionally and physically. Whatever seized up my head for 8+ years about sex is finally relaxing and I’m seeing this as less something to be put upon and more as a fun thing to do with the man I love.
I don’t know why, but all my sex drive hit when I was a teenager. Could I possibly have a male’s sex drive?? 5 years ago
I don’t think there are any complaints this week. (k—if any of my family is reading this and thinking “ieeewww” then you need to lighten up. I’m trying to get realistic about the fact that this is what PEOPLE DO.) 5 years ago
For a total of twelve pennies. Slowing down…. 6 years ago
Two more pennies. Total: ten cents. Ten pennies in two weeks? I think that’s pretty damn good.
Now…to keep it up. (Ehem) 6 years ago
Hummdinger, if I saw so myself. Definitely should have counted as two pennies in the jar, instead of just one! But, to be fair, I’ll just put the one in. Total: eight cents. 6 years ago
Was away for nearly a week, but two more pennies went in the virtual jar. Total—seven cents. 6 years ago
Throw three more pennies in that jar (hmm, “pennies” looks an awful lot like “penises”). I leave for five nights tomorrow, so likely we’ll have five cents total for the past five days…and then a five or six day dry spell.
But a seperation will do that to you, you know? 6 years ago
There could not have been a two-week dry spell. I did the deed enough times that I realized my mouth was sore. Maybe it wasn’t memorable…but it happened! So, pennies are going in the jar. As of last night, we’ve got one cent. 6 years ago
Need to start throwing pennies in a jar again. Last night I was informed we’d only been together twice in a month—which would be true if we’re talking about traditional sex. But I’m pretty good at living up to my “wifely duties.” Seems he remembers a two-week dry spell, and I recall that dry spell being sprinkled liberally with good ole husband-only pleasuring.
Obviously, either way, we need to increase a) the intensity and b) the frequency. 6 years ago
We’ve started two date nights where it’s just him and me. No plans, no tv…just us. 6 years ago
I need to change this goal. I need to show my love, not just say it. 6 years ago
So how will I quantify this? I want to be a better wife—show my husband how much I love him and get closer to him. But I’m not going to post every down & dirty detail. I could…but I won’t.
Do I do the penny in a jar thing? Do I notch my bedposts? And more than what? I wasn’t notching my bedpost before, so I might not realize when I’ve hit goal.
Maybe when we hit the point where he’s saying, not tonight honey…I have a headache.? 6 years ago
