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Amy Winehouse
Back To Black

He left no time to regret
Kept his dick wet
With his same old safe bet
Me and my head high
And my tears dry
Get on without my guy
You went back to what you knew
So far removed from all that we went through
And I tread a troubled track
My odds are stacked
I’ll go back to black

We only said good-bye with words
I died a hundred times
You go back to her
And I go back to…..

I go back to us

I love you much
It’s not enough
You love blow and I love puff
And life is like a pipe
And I’m a tiny penny rolling up the walls inside

We only said goodbye with words
I died a hundred times
You go back to her
And I go back to

We only said good-bye with words
I died a hundred times
You go back to her
And I go back to

Black, black, black, black, black, black, black,
I go back to
I go back to

We only said good-bye with words
I died a hundred times
You go back to her
And I go back to

Eamon
Fuck It (I Don’t Want You Back)

See, I dont know why I liked you so much
I gave you all, of my trust
I told you, I loved you, now thats all down the drain
Ya put me through pain, I wanna let u know how I feel

Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses, they didn’t mean jack
Fuck you, you ho, I dont want you back

Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses they didn’t mean jack
Fuck you, you ho, I dont want you back

You thought, you could
Keep this shit from me, yeah
Ya burnt bitch, I heard the story
Ya played me, ya even gave him head
Now ya askin for me back
Ya just another act, look elsewhere
‘cause ya done with me

Fuck what I said it dont mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses they didn’t mean jack
Fuck you, you ho, I dont want you back

Ya questioned, did I care
You could ask anyone, I even said
Ya were my great one
Now its, all over, but I do admit I’m sad.
It hurts real bad, I cant sweat that, ‘cause I loved a ho

Crawling (Kosheen)

I’m paralysed
Stuck between the devil and your smile
I’ve got my feet wet baby
Just about to die
And then you throw me back
Against the wall
What a nice surprise
Watch me fall
And you won’t see me crawling
You won’t see me crawling
No crawling ain’t for me baby don’t, baby don’t see me
Crawling

If sentiment
Seems to be running dry
And there’s no relent
I keep on trying
And then I realise
What I can do
Picking up the pieces of my life
I’ll get over you

And you won’t see me crawling
You won’t see me crawling
No crawling ain’t for me baby don’t, baby don’t see me
Crawling

(Crawling, Crawling, Crawling, Crawling, Crawling, Crawling)

I’m bigger now
Despite you
And when it all turns round
It’ll all come back on you
Make no mistake
I learned my lesson now
The risks we take can break us down

Until we’re crawling
Until we’re crawling
I say crawlings not for me baby don’t, baby don’t see me
Crawling

Blu Cantrell
U Must Be Crazy

You must be twisted
Must be tripping
If you’re thinking that I’m
Gonna keep on messing with you baby
I gave you love, I gave you trust
I gave you everything, but it was never enough

I’m tired of your stress
So don’t you waste your breath
All I got for you is goodbye baby

You must be crazy
Must be stupid
Must be out of your mind
To think I’m gon’ stay here baby
So keep you lying, keep your cheating
‘Cause I’m doing just fine
I’ll be alright

Every girl was a friend
And every truth was a lie
You had me going in circles baby
All night long you’d be out
Doing your dirt no doubt
I guess my love ain’t that blind

I’m tired of your stress
So don’t you waste your breath
All I got for you is goodbye baby

You must be crazy
Must be stupid
Must be out of your mind
To think I’m gon’ stay here baby
So keep you lying, keep your cheating
‘Cause I’m doing just fine
I’ll be alright

I guess our sun doesn’t shine
Guess the stars are not right
For you and me to be one
That I pray that you grow
As a man even though

Black Eyed Peas
Shut Up

Shut up
Just shut up
Shut up
Shut it up, just shut up
Shut up
Just shut up
Shut up
Shut it up, just shut up

[Chorus]
We try to take it slow
But we’re still losin control
And we try to make it work
But it still ends up the worst
And I’m craaazzzy
For tryin to be your laaadddy
I think I’m goin crazy

Girl, me and you were just fine (you know)
We wine and dine
Did them things that couples do when in love (you know)
Walks on the beach and stuff (you know)
Things that lovers say and do
I love you boo, I love you too
I miss you a lot, I miss you even more
That’s why I flew you out
When we was on tour
But then something got out of hand
You start yellin when I’m with my friends
Even though I had legitimate reasons (bull shit)
You know I have to make them dividends (bull shit)
How could you trust our private lives girl
That’s why you don’t believe my lies
And quit this lecture

[Chorus]

Why does he know she gotta move so fast
Love is progress if you could make it last
Why is it that you just lose control
Every time you agree on takin it slow
So why does it got to be so damn tough
‘cause fools in lust could never get enough of love

Showin him the love that you be givin
Changing up your livin
For a lovin transistion
Girl lip so much she tryin to get you to listen
Few mad at each other has become our tradition
You yell, I yell, everybody yells
Got neighbors across the street sayin
“Who the hell?!?”
Who the hell?
What the hell’s going down?
Too much of the bickering
Kill it with the sound and

[Chorus]

Girl our love is dyin
Why did you stop tryin
I never been a quitah
But I do deserve betta
Believe me I will do bad
Let’s forget the past
And let’s start this new plan
Why? ‘cause it’s the same old routine
And then next week I hear them scream
Girl I know you’re tired of the things they say
You’re damn right
‘cause I heard them lame dame excuses just yesterday
That was a different thing
No it ain’t
That was a different thing
No it ain’t
That was a different thing
It was the same damn thing
Same ass excuses
Boy you’re usless

[Chorus)

Stop the talking baby
Or I start walking baby …

Eve (feat. Mary J. Blige)
You Had Me, You Lost Me

[Chorus – Repeat 2x]
You had me, You lost me
And now you want me back
You fucked around and played around
And now your feeling sad

[Verse 1]
Uh, uh
How should I start it off
You must have thought me soft
Like it was all good to move on and cross me off
We never shared secrets
We wasn’t fucking raw
Helped you when you were down and now you got the fucking gall
We used to be so tight
We was each others life
You was my husband and no doubt I was your fucking wife
Did anything you ever asked of Eve
You turned out to be a devil nigga I couldn’t believe
Sneaking numbers out my phone
Calling bitches on the cell
What the hell!
Drunk bitches one on the scale
I’m like a dime over line
You can’t calculate my status
And you fucking with these bitches like my ass wasn’t the fattest
Like I didn’t dress the baddest
Any time we surfaced
Must have been insecure
Niggas made you nervous
And I guess it was your purpose to lock me in
But you fucked up
Your lucks out
But then again

[Repeat Chorus 2x]

[Verse 2]
Used to let shit slide
Caught a couple lies
I chilled for real, I mean I called a couple guys
Knew when you was fucking up, I saw it in your eyes
Then I guess it was my fault cause I put up the disguise
In public we was happy
In home we’d be scrapping
Later we’d be naked, joking, smoking and laughing
Making up to Break up
I thought that shit was love
But it wasn’t and I learned the hard way soaking in subs
Crying all depressed
Not again You’ll never catch me
Wishing on a star for some nigga to come bless me
I tried to save it
All you ever did was stress me
Pushing all me buttons
Why the fuck must you stress me
Nigga get a life
Go on and find a wife
Get the fuck out my face ‘fore I go and find a knife
And you still calling my phone trying to act polite
Asking me for favors now you know that shit ain’t right
But

[Repeat Chorus 2x]

Corinne Bailey Rae
Till It Happens To You

I know what I said
Was heat of the moment
But theres a little truth in between the words we’ve spoken
Its a little late now to fix the heart thats broken
Please don’t ask me where I’m going
Cause I don’t know
No I don’t know anymore

It used to feel like heaven
Used to feel like may
I used to hear those violins playing heart strings like a symphony
Now they’ve gone away
Nobody wants to face the truth
But you wont believe what love can do
Till it happens to you
Till it happens to you

Went to the old flat
Guess I was trying to turn the clock back
How come that nothing feels the same now when I’m with you
We used to stay up all night in the kitchen
When our love was new
Oooh love I’m a fool to believe in you
Cause I don’t know
No I don’t know
Anymore

It used to feel like heaven
It used to feel like may
I used to hear those violins playing heart strings like a symphony
Now they’ve gone away
Nobody wants to know the truth
Until their hearts broken
Don’t you dare tell them
What you think to do
Till they get over
You can only learn these things
From experience
When you get older
I just wish that someone would have told me
Till it happens to you
Till it happens to you
Till it happens to you

There’s a Fine, Fine Line

_{by Kate Monster in Avenue Q}

There’s a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend;
There’s a fine, fine line between reality and pretend;
And you never know ‘til you reach the top if it was worth the uphill climb.

There’s a fine, fine line between love
And a waste of time.

There’s a fine, fine line between a fairy tale and a lie;
And there’s a fine, fine line between “You’re wonderful” and “Goodbye.”
I guess if someone doesn’t love you back it isn’t such a crime,
But there’s a fine, fine line between love
And a waste of your time.

And I don’t have the time to waste on you anymore.
I don’t think that you even know what you’re looking for.
For my own sanity, I’ve got to close the door
And walk away…
Oh…

There’s a fine, fine line between together and not
And there’s a fine, fine line between what you wanted and what you got.
You gotta go after the things you want while you’re still in your prime…

There’s a fine, fine line between love
And a waste of time.

Performed by Mindy McCready;
written by Bobby Whiteside and Kim Tribble. Listen here

Got in this morning at 4 AM
Your as mad as you can be
Well I was drinking and talking
And you know how that goes
Time just slipped away from me
By the time I knew what time it was
It was to late to call home
Stop carrying on and acting like a child
I wasn’t doing anything wrong

Guys do it all the time
And you expect us to understand
When the shoe’s on the other foot
You know that’s when it hits the fan
Get over it honey life’s a two way street
Or you won’t be a man of mine
So I had some beers with the girls last night
Guys do it all the time

I know I left my clothes all over the place
And I took your twenty bucks
No I didn’t get the front yard cut
Cause I had to wash my truck
Will you bring me a cold one baby
Turn on the TV
We’ll talk about this later
There’s a ballgame I wanna see

Guys do it all the time
And you expect us to understand
When the shoe’s on the other foot
You know that’s when it hits the fan
Get over it honey life’s a two way street
Or you won’t be a man of mine
So I had some beers with the girls last night
Guys do it all the time

You look like you just took
A long look in the mirror
Tell me baby if things don’t look
A whole lot clearer, ooh

Get over it honey life’s a two way street
Or you won’t be a man of mine
So I had some beers with the girls last night
Guys do it all the time
Yeah guys do it
Yeah guys do it
All the time, all the time
Yeah guys do it
Yeah guys do it
All the time

Listen and watch LeAnn Rimes perform this song here (after a short commercial break)

Well, he used to be mine
Not so very long ago
I was crazy
To ever let him get away
But, girl, you should know better
Then to go braggin’ in my face
So forgive me
For what I’m ‘bout to say
Big Deal, so what , who cares
You just got lucky, that’s all
It was, shut up
Don’t wanna hear another word about
Candle light, and long stem roses
And how you’re fallin’ head over heels
In love, so what, big deal.
He’s perfect, I heard ya
The first ten times that you told me
(Yeah, Yeah) It’s amazin’, his lovin’
I can’t believe I let him go
I regret it, there I said it
You call yourself a friend
But you just keep rubbin’ it in
Big Deal, so what , who cares
You just got lucky, that’s all
It was, I swear
If I hear another word about
Candle light, and long stem roses
And how you’re fallin’ head over heels
In love, so what, big deal.
Congratulations, I’m just
So happy for you
I can’t contain the way I feel
Big Deal, Big Deal
So what , who cares
You just got lucky, that’s all
It was, shut up
Don’t wanna hear another word about
Candle light, and long stem roses
And how you’re fallin’ head over heels
In love, so what, big deal.
In love, so what
Big Deal,
Big Deal,
Oh, yeah!
Big Deal.

Watch and listen Carrie Underwood sing this song here (Please note that I don’t condone this type of behavior, and neither do the police,)

Written by Chris Tompkins and Josh Kear

Right now he’s probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp,
and she’s probably getting frisky…
right now, he’s probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can’t shoot whiskey…

Right now, he’s probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo…

And he don’t know…

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats…
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires…

Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.

Right now, she’s probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she’s probably saying “I’m drunk”
and he’s a thinking that he’s gonna get lucky,
Right now, he’s probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo
And he don’t know…

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires…

Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.

I might’ve saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats…

Oh, you know it won’t be on me!

Ohh… not on me…
Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats…
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires…

Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.

Ohh.. Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats…

Ohh… before he cheats…

I know it’s only 8 songs, but I did it all in one night, and I’m satisfied with that. I’m sure I’ll think of some at a later date, and I can always add more. :)

by Justin Timberlake

^{I know this song is about a girl, but some of the lyrics work both ways I think.}

See the long version of this song here on youtube. Warning, may contain objectional material.

Hey girl, is he everything you wanted in a man
You know I gave you the world
You had me in the palm of your hand

So why your love went away
I just can’t seem to understand
Thought it was me and you babe
Me and you until the end
But I guess I was wrong

Don’t want to think about it
Don’t want to talk about it
I’m just so sick about it
Can’t believe it’s ending this way

Just so confused about it
Feeling the blues about it
I just can’t do without ya
Tell me is this fair?

Is this the way it’s really going down?
Is this how we say goodbye?
Should’ve known better when you came around
That you were gonna make me cry
It’s breaking my heart to watch you run around
‘Cause I know that you’re living a lie
That’s okay baby ‘cause in time you will find…

What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around

Now girl, I remember everything that you claimed
You said that you were moving on now
And maybe I should do the same
Funny thing about that is
I was ready to give you my name
Thought it was me and you, babe
And now, it’s all just a shame
And I guess I was wrong

by Jamelia

See it here on youtube.

(Listen To Me)

Oh Oh Oh Oh Yeah x4

You know how much you want it,
You try to be cool about it,
You try to be big about it.
You’re constantly just denying,
You’re like a moth to a flame,
Can hardly wait but listen
‘Cos I know what I’m saying,
He’s tryin to catch you in it,
And then he will back you in it.
He’s just another girl addict.
And if you give it away,
You gotta be crazy, crazy…

Stop!
You better shake him off,
Before he gets ya.
(he’s comin’ to get ya, he’s comin’ to get ya)
Stop!
He’ll only build you up,
And then forget ya.
He’s dirty to the bone,
Beware of the dog.

Well I was damn near addicted,
I got into trouble with him,
I got in a bubble with him.
Where everything was just how he wanted,
Oh but then I got wise,
I got outta sight,
So take my advice…

Stop!
You better shake him off,
Before he gets ya.
(he’s comin’ to get ya, he’s comin’ to get ya)
Stop!
He’ll only build you up,
And then forget ya.
He’s dirty to the bone,
Beware of the dog.

I know you hear me,
(I know you hear me, I know you hear me arrh arrh)
You better reach out and touch me.
(You better reach out)

by The Barenaked Ladies

See it here on youtube.

This is one of my favourite songs ever.

I think it’s getting to the point
Where I can be myself again
I think it’s getting to the point
Where we have almost made amends
I think it’s the getting to the point
That is the hardest part.

And if you call, I will answer
And if you fall, I’ll pick you up
And if you court this disaster
I’ll point you home

You think I only think about you
When we’re both in the same room
You think I’m only here to witness
The remains of love exhumed
You think we’re here to play
A game of who loves more than whom

And if you call, I will answer
And if you fall, I’ll pick you up
And if you court this disaster
I’ll point you home

You think it’s only fair to do what’s
Best for you and you alone
You think it’s only fair to do the same
To me when you’re not home
I think it’s time to make this something that is
More than only fair

So if you call, I will answer
And if you fall, I’ll pick you up
And if you court this disaster
I’ll point you home.

But I’m warning you, don’t ever do
Those crazy, messed up things that you do
If you ever do
I promise you I’ll be the first to crucify you
Now it’s time to prove that you’ve come back
Here to rebuild.

by Beyonce

See it here on youtube.

To the left, to the left
Everything you own in the box to the left
In the closet that’s my stuff – Yes
If I bought it please don’t touch
And keep talking that mess, that’s fine
But could you walk and talk at the same time
And It’s my mine name that is on that Jag
So remove your bags let me call you a cab

Standing in the front yard telling me
How I’m such a fool – Talking about
How I’ll never ever find a man like you
You got me twisted

You must not know about me
You must not know about me
I could have another you in a minute
matter fact he’ll be here in a minute – baby

You must not know about me
You must not know about me
I can have another you by tomorrow
So don’t you ever for a second get to thinking you’re irreplaceable

So go ahead and get gone
And call up on that chick and see if she is home
Oops, I bet ya thought that I didn’t know
What did you think I was putting you out for?
Cause you was untrue
Rolling her around in the car that I bought you
Baby you dropped them keys hurry up before your taxi leaves
Standing in the front yard telling me
How I am such a fool – Talking about
How I’ll never ever find a man like you
You got me twisted

You must not know about me
You must not know about me
I could have another you in a minute
matter fact he’ll be here in a minute – baby

You must not know about me
You must not know about me
I will have another you by tomorrow
So don’t you ever for a second get to thinking you’re irreplaceable

So since I’m not your everything
How about I’ll be nothing
Nothing at all to you
Baby I wont shead a tear for you
I won’t lose a wink of sleep
Cause the truth of the matter is
Replacing you is so easy