call to order a meeting of the "Slightly Off" Club

Viewing Pleasure

Warning PG-13

I declare the week of Dec 7th – 13th a free for all, slightly off avatar switcheroo!

Choose whomever you like, switch as often as you like and refuse to admit that the avatar you chose is not yours.

I am ready. I took my avatar and had it remastered by fine artisans from Correegastoonshine. They use pigments derived from the feces of aquatic snails, bird urea, moistened newspaper and spit. They do not work cheaply as I have discovered. This brilliant work of remastering set me back a years pay, but as you can see it was well worth it. They do me honor as I really do not look as dashing as this in person.

A shout out to my artisan peeps Don and Wilber who dwell in downtown Correegastoonshine! I love you homies!

for us to switch avatars.

Let me know what say you all.

are fun fun

Here & Here

I HAVE to tell you about the second “misplaced” photo. We were at my kids Halloween school carnival and someones grandma was there. She was NOT dressed in a costume and this was her real and everyday normal hair people!!!! I had the kids pretend to take my picture and make sure to get her in the background. I just cropped myself out.
We like to refer to this photo as Grandma of bride of Frankenstein’s monster.

http://www.43things.com/entries/view/3560483#comment2906247

I’m raising my hand, waving it widely with excited flourishes at each end of the wave pendulum. I am wearing an echidna skin tricorn hat resplendent with rare Hyacinth Macaw feathers given to me as a gift from Chief Bahmloohoo of Rodigiegwah deep in the heart of the Belgium Congo. I also have on my pantaloons made from 50 Giant Goliath frog skins lovingly hand stitched together by the princess of Koomongootrapistan located in the west Indies as a coming of age present, a fine custom in her land. For a shirt, I have painted the Russellville Arkansas Tech University Wonder Boy’s Football logo on my bare skin. On my feet, I wear flip-flops made from snapping turtle shell, painted to look like faux sketchers. For socks, I have dried banana skins soaked in spider urine to preserve the soft moist quality that they had while still on the banana. I have no other undergarments, if you were wondering, and I would be most happy to prove this fact. So YES I am ready!

It’s actually helping in this, because the picture which was chosen totally randomly has had its thumbnail replaced randomly to some picture I don’t even have in my computer. Very strange. It’s like this malfunction was made for this goal.

I’m sure someone will be absolutely befuddled. It’s the kind of thing that just makes someone go “TILT!”

Where are all of you crazy people?

Have you all become witch whores?