43 wtf!

I thought this was worthy of a wtf entry. It’s actually rather incredible!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20110111/twl-man-sneezes-out-bullet-after-being-s-3fd0ae9.html 13 months ago

I walked past a young girl yesterday who had horn implants in her forehead, not unlike this pic.

What is wrong with people!?

WTF!? 16 months ago

I found this on a website. 2 years ago

A bus drove passed me the other day in town and a guy in it had a hitler mustache! If it wasn’t real then he had something there to LOOK like a hitler mustache. What was he thinking2 years ago

I was walking to work last week and a man walked passed me wearing a pair of safety goggles. And then on the way home that same day I passed him again! 2 years ago

On the train on the way home from work the other night there was a guy standing by the doors doing some sort of meditation, or tai chi or something. Every now and then, from where I was sitting, I would see a pair of legs up in the air, it looked rather odd! 2 years ago

Spanish translation fail! 2 years ago

Last night as I was walking home from work I passed a grown man who had a pacifier in his mouth. Odd. 3 years ago

I got home from work one evening to find a cat in the house! How he managed to get in when we are on the top floor I don’t know, but I’m guessing it must have been when the landlord came in during the day to get some furniture out of the spare room! He was very friendly and I wish I could have kept him but he was obviously someone’s pet because he had a collar on. So after giving him a saucer of milk I let him outside to go home. 3 years ago

Let’s play… “State The Obvious”! 3 years ago

Where has this guy been not to know about libraries WTF! 3 years ago

Bin – sighted in Edinburgh… hard enough to find a bin but this one had NO opening! What’s the point3 years ago

I now have my very own wtf badge thanks to www.icanhascheezburger.com 3 years ago

I managed to lose half a teaspoon of sugar at work today. I was making tea for everyone and I was convinced that I had accidently put it in my boss’s tea but she said I hadn’t. And everyone else’s tea checked out. Hmmm… 3 years ago

Open by hand? As opposed to what, your teeth? Seriously…. come on now…

Update:
The very next day I buy a coke and what do I see on the lid? Yet another, ‘open by hand’ warning! WTF!!! 3 years ago

In Edinburgh, someone is covering the bases – all the bases – with the following sign…

‘WE APOLOGISE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE’

I wonder if this not only covers local traffic problems but also world poverty, consistently bad customer service, global warming, the BA and BAA cock-up at Heathrow T5…
The only question that remains is WHO’s having a guilty conscience? 3 years ago

... ok, I suppose I never really considered any other ways to open up a plastic bottle… I should be forever thankful to the makers of Rose’s Lime Juice Cordial! They made me take a step back and look at all the other – potentially disastrous – possibilities of opening up their bottles! 3 years ago

I was walking down the Royal Mile, Edinburgh this evening and passed a big pool of blood on the footpath. It was rather disturbing! And it was definitely blood, it couldn’t have been anything else. When I walked back past the spot two hours later, it had been mopped up. I hope whoever lost all that blood was ok and didn’t need it! 3 years ago

I saw an Ozzie Osbourne lookalike in Tesco last week. He looked quite intimidating actually. He must have been about 6ft5 and really solidly built. He had long black hair down to his waist, and a long leather coat that touched his boots. He seemed rather out of place with his tesco trolley though!

A week or so later:

I saw the Ozzie Osbourne lookalike in Tesco again. He must live near me. He was still wearing the same get up. 4 years ago

... or what does really happen if you wash your jeans with your belt…
NEXT go through some great effort to ensure that their (rather dumb?) customers don’t wash their top-range jeans with the belt… Common sense anyone? 4 years ago

I was walking down the street and I passed a woman at a bus stop who was singing her lungs out like she was in a broadway musical or something. She was getting a lot of funny looks from passers by! 4 years ago

This is real – two extracts from FirstScotRail’s responses to complaints letters (same incident):

“…Unfortunately leaves on the lines caused problems in the area and caused severe disruption to our service.” Giant, concrete leaves? Then they go on to explain (just as well as I am confused…)... “I can assure you that leaves on the track can and do affect the performance of our trains. When leaves fall onto the track and get wet (Oh no!), passing trains crush them (that’s awful!) and this creates a hard coating on the rails. Due to the slippery conditions this causes, our Drivers have to break earlier for stations and signals and move off again slowly.” Not sure if that explains why the train didn’t stop at all – or did it just skid past?

Letter two: “I am very sorry for the inconvenience caused by the delay on your service, which was caused by low rail adhesion on earlier services.” Sure thing – at least I know now what they are talking about. Bad, bad leaves! 4 years ago

... the shelf is still here! This must be the PC way of saying ‘we burnt the bread’ because that could offend burns victims, breads or anything of the color used to describe burnt things… 4 years ago

What’s the world coming to? I must be stupid, thoughout my entire childhood, I never looked at it this way… nor did my mom…

A SANTA in an Australian department store said yesterday he has been sacked for saying “ho, ho, ho” and not the preferred “ha, ha, ha” because the word “ho”, which is American slang for whore, could offend women.
http://news.scotsman.com/topics.cfm?tid=609&id=1902232007 4 years ago

Ok, there’s this shop on Princess Street having a Fire Sale… however, there’s no fire on sale! WTF! If that’s not false advertising, I don’t know what is! 4 years ago

At ‘My Cafe’ at Morrisons in Fort William they serve the All Day Breakfast until 4:30PM… not sure where the ALL DAY part comes in… 4 years ago

I saw Robin Hood walking down the street the other day in his full getup. Although it certainly wasn’t Maid Marrion who was walking with him arm in arm! :-) 4 years ago

As I was walking home from work today I passed someone who was playing a piano on the side of the road. Not something you see everyday! 4 years ago

A work colleague left to move back to his home country of Canada a couple of months ago. It was very sad but his replacement seems like a nice person, so all is well. He emailed today saying that he had got a job at the university in Vancouver in the production department. As it turns out, that is the exact same position and the exact same company that his replacement was in before moving to the UK to take his old position. So they literally swapped jobs! WTF! 4 years ago

On my way to the post office on my lunch break, a scary looking woman smoking a cigarette walked past me, looked me in the eye and said ‘I hate you’.

She had a really strong Scottish accent. 4 years ago