apply for ESA

I don’t have a JAR-FCL 3, Class 2 medical examination certificate, nor am I excelling in a relevant discipline, or any discipline for that matter.
Did I mention I have a fear of heights and a little claustrophobic when it comes to not being able to go outside?
...
Maybe next year I’ll apply..

http://www.esa.int/SPECIALS/Astronaut_Selection/index.html

..where no European has gone before..

Mars, here I come…