THE SHOPPING MATHEMATICS
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for $2 item that she doesn’t need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a
wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
POSTULATES/POSITIONING
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot
and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and
try not to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married
men are a lot more willing to die faster !!
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there’s no
use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night..Hmm..
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but
he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t
change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a
man says after that is the beginning of new argument.
There are 2 times when a man doesn’t understand a
woman – before marriage and after marriage.