play wiffle ball

I’m still shopping for a really great wiffle ball set. I haven’t been looking very hard or in very many places, but I’m hoping I happen to come across one soon. All the ones I’ve seen have been a lot different than the kind I had when I was younger. Therefore they are crap. I will keep looking.

I wouldn’t have to brace myself for the cold every time I walked outside. My hands wouldn’t turn purple from the cold. My washer fluid wouldn’t freeze to my window. I wouldn’t have to wear slippers. (I hate slippers.)

I would be outside.
I would play wiffle ball.