Untitled — 2 weeks ago
How I avoided sunlight my entire life in south florida… no idea. But being in Tallahassee now it’s even worse. Went to the springs today and I realized that I would have a farmer’s tan if it weren’t for the fact that even the parts of my body that are always exposed are also ridiculously pale. Pussy rains from the sky in a college town, yet I don’t partake in it. If I wasn’t such a skinny white boy I wouldn’t be able to avoid getting laid. Easily rectifiable but I’m too lazy. No more!







