I ordered a Guinness last night which, unfortunately, was not poured correctly. Upon arriving back to where my lady friends were standing some drunk guy celebrating his birthday made a snide comment about my pint which he followed up with, “Would you even know what a properly poured Guiness looks like?”.
Grrr… Breathe…
“Yes. Hold the pint glass at a 45 degree angle filling it up about 3/4 full. Set it down and let it settle completely, then top it off to the brim. A proper pour should take about 2 minutes. Just because I’m in a dress doesn’t mean I don’t know my beer.”

