Help folks release their Inner Dumbass...and not be so damned stupid.

What the hell are you trying to say? Ever think of using English when speaking to a white guy, esse?

No one is in your face.

How could that be done, anyway, dumbass?

And, step back a little bit. You spit when you yell…

Yooooo Hooooo!!

If you people are going to put up a sign along I-5 where thousands of cars and trucks pass each day, to tell them where your place is, you might want to learn to spell the fucking name of the place you put your business!

Jesus, what dumbasses!!

^{And this sign has been up for years…}

(For any of you muslims out there that aren’t familiar with Mexican, it should be spelled LUIS.)

The reason being is that…

What?

Holy crap, try this:

The reason is…

See? That conveys what you want to convey, without showing you as some tongue-tied dumbass.

Why the fuck are you talking about it?

Like when talking about sports…

The batter is three for three, ON THE DAY!

Now, just what the hell does THAT mean?

Nothing, is what it means.

Go ahead and look up the definition for “on” and show me where any one of the dozen or so that are there fit this sort of stupid, dumbassed crap…

Look, just try it my way, will you? English is so much better than whatever you’ve made up…

I’m not five foot eleven…I’m five feet eleven.

How long is that table, Cletus?

Damned near six foot, Unc.

Wrong, you fucking dumbass, damned near six FEET.

See?

Plurals.

It’s not necessary to be angry with someone who has opinions that differ from yours.

People can disagree about almost anything and not be angry, scream, yell, and call eachother names.

You dumbass!

I don’t know when this stupidity started, but it’s now virtually everywhere.

I first began hearing this crap on the news or interview shows where the interviewer would say “thank you” and the dumbass being interviewed would respond with a brilliant “thank you.”

Now I even hear it in grocery stores and Starbucks.

Listen:

Thank you…

You’re welcome…

Thank you…

You’re welcome…

Ok, now YOU try it.

Don’t go thru life sounding like a dumbass and showing people just how stupid you really are.

Or…you might be a racist who just happens to be against illegal immigration.

However, there is no connection between being against illegal immigration of anyone and being a racist.

If you think that to be against illegals coming into the country makes one a racist you are a dumbass and stupid.

Divest yourself of this misapprehension immediately.