petrnotail we haven't located us yet
So my #1 celeb crush (who I now know personally, making this awkward, so no names mentioned, but uh, he’s Jewish) just published a poem about sex and having lots of sexy sex, both with and without condoms. Made me all hot and bothered. I am also feeling totally hetero lately, so who knows what that’s all about, weirdness. Anyhow, gentleman, now is the time. Also hard to find Jewish boys who are willing to look past the fact that I have a man in my life and just want to use them to get my jollies. Sadness.