have minions

I need minions, lackeys will do also until I can get real minions…henchmen (or hench-people) will do until I can get actual minions also, might help if I had a secret base in a dormant volcano too, but that’s pretty much a given.

but highly obedient ones.

How can I have 43 things on this list is beyond me, I am bloody disorganised and apathetic, so how will I ever get through anything….?

I will raise my children to be my minions and collect others along the way if possible (hee hee…)

that the chances of me getting the flying monkeys from the wizard of Oz to come and live here is just a total pipe dream.

It’s sad but unfortunately true, I have to live with it, pity me.

settle for saaras’ maid, especially as she does such a good job in the bathroom, I’ll do my own cooking though!

;p

... it sounds lovely and evil even if it conflicts with Goal “Use my powers for good, not evil”....

I guess my children are my minions! They generally do whatever I tell them.

having those dead fellas from LOTR-ROTK as my minions, I bet they’d get loads done. Can you imagine how quick they could do the ironing?

I would like the winged monkey types they had in Wizard of OZ.