1000000 wastes of time — 8 months ago
Not worth it!
In the end, you simply get a new greeting, something else to pick up in the cosmos that is glittery, and a bunch of roses on the level select meadow.
Essentially, it’s a waste of time, but if you really insist on it, use rubber bands on a controller after getting to the ice skating million roses level (may have to exit and re-enter a few times). Simply rig the rubber bands on the analog stick to where the left one is pulled forwards all the way, and the other is pulled forward and slightly to the right.
To get the rubber bands to stay, wrap them all the way up and over the controller and back around the analog stick. It supplies enough pressure that the analog stick will stay in place rather than bounce back.
Once you’ve got this rigged properly, turn the TV onto a channel you like, live your life normally and without power outages (that sucked for me) for about 1 week, go back to the game screen and you might have 750k if you’re lucky.
That’s about the only way that one can do it without wasting over 30 hours of their life.
