hug dinosaurs

maybe only stegosaurusessesesesese though, they’re the sex!

ok so since adding this goal, I’ve hugged my purple brontosaurus goodnight every night. And I forgot that I used to hug my stegosaurus blow up toy (nothing dirty, I promise) and my glow-in-the-dark t-rex. And I’ve hugged a huge stegosaurus statue on display in a public park too. Time to retire this goal. but I won’t stop the hugging, sorry dinosaurs (and you thought you were home free!)

there is infact such a place where all of your dino hugging needs could be taken care of. Dinosaur Land, near Front Royal Virginia.

Pittsburgh is, perhaps, the mecca for dinosaur huggers. I really think I’ll do this one.

...and I want to be on a team. how does one do this?

they need to be hugged too. And T-rexes have too short arms to be able to hug each other.

First thing I saw, it just leapt out at me and said “yeah, I’d do that…”

Let’s be honest with each other—if you and yours had been extinct for millions of years, wouldn’t you need a pick-me-up? Hopefully there’s a museum somewhere with dinosaur replicas that you can hug; I wouldn’t want to wreck some scientifically important dinosaur exhibit with displays of affection, but at the same time, I can’t just keep this bottled up forever, you know?

Frenching the dinosaurs is, of course, completely optional.