it feels like fuckin high school all over again. they should have a separate building for the mentally challenged folks and recess for the whiny little kids. and don’t get me started on the “gangsters”. i admit i have a bad temper sometimes. and sometimes you just wanna take somebody out back and choke the shit out of em. but u cant cuz people can be pussies and hide behind rank or whatever else. ive been in for almost 5 years and the only good thing about it is, i met my wife. other than that, i’ll leave those prison gates next year in september and wait to see if these higher-ranking individuals still have the balls to treat me like they have. like a dummy, i reenlisted on cruise last year. figured the economy was bad and the navy hasn’t been unbearable for me. and jumpin jesus!!! not even a month later i go to drb and xoi (my first and last) because i signed in 6 minutes late during port. people have pissed in other people’s racks and been fighting and shit…nothing. but I sign in 6 fuckin minutes late, oh shit!!!! It’s fuckin WW3!! goes to show, if you’re a good cock-sucker, you’ll go very far and stay out of the radar. i know my shit and i’ve been an E-4 since December 2006. guess i’m not very good at it lol , which brings me to my next point. Fuck this job, fuck this 200 question test, fuck advancements and the way they work, fuck these helicopters, fuck the command, fuck the supervisors, fuck maintenance control, especially you AM1 Maciel (midget-bastard with the big fuckin head) and chief kamiss (another midget-bastard with a little fuckin head), fuck the guards at the front gate with that half-ass salute, fuck all boats and all deployments, fuck the navy point blank period!!!! a select few people are still cool though(please remain), and i’m out this bitch!!!
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How I did it: Joing the Navy was the best thing I ever did. It wasn't a club that was meant for me, but I learned and grew so much during my time there. I everntually reached a point where I didn't need them anymore and I wanted to go off on my own. They made me stronger, strong enough to not need them. So I chose to leave them. Its a very long story and I'd love to help anyone who has a similar goal. Getting out is CAKE when you do it right. Read how I did it…
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How funny is this. While you all are typing about all this shit I’m actually doing it right now!!! I’ve been in three years. I was just laughing while i read “12 hours of sitting on your asses.” and here i am. Sitting on my ass because our new CO is enforcing new (0700-1600) working hours. We pull out in a couple weeks. EVERYTHING that needed to be done IS DONE!! yet here i am. bored and googleing way’s out and i come across this!!
haha i used to live in Orange county and my dad offered to pay for my college. learned some lessons there. hahah wow
my life sucks!
I was in for three and a half years as a deck Seaman. For those of you who don’t know its the third most suck job in the navy. After engineers and cooks. Was on a frigate for 2.5 years, Now that I’m out if I work for anyone that treats me even half as bad as the Boatswin’s mates did I will fucking break their face. After I got off the shit I went to greatlakes for an “A” school, its like kindergarten up there the booters play little games with each other and all the “fleet returnees” keep saying over and over “this is the easiest job you’ll ever have in your life…” Well if that’s true I should kill myself. On the boat I worked 18 hour days almost all the time. Several times we were boarding boats and I was awake for three or more days at a time sleeping on Non-skid for cat naps, then back into the normal schedule of 18 hour days. I made $20,000 the last full year, and I know that the civilians on comercial ships don’t work as hard as I did and make like $60,000. I got fed up with the navy even faster in Greatlakes so I put in a 6 month early out request. For those of you that don’t know. Now Because of Obama (god bless his democrat liberal bullshit soul) you can put in a request to get out up to one year early. It got approved. The day before I got out some stupid Boatswinsmate told me to get a hair cut and I said that wasn’t going to happen, the BM1 heard me and reamed me out, I don’t think I’ve ever felt so happy as when I walked away from that “conversation” about “respect” of course, and knowing that I didn’t give a rats ass and they couldn’t do anything to me anymore. Now I’ve been out for two weeks I’ve gotten accepted to Pennstate for Civil engineering and my GI Bill is going to pay for Three years of it. yeah I’m thankful for that, no it wasn’t worth it, and yes i believe that every officer, and NCPO is going strait to hell, and when they get there I hope the devil is a reflection of themselves.
I work with a bunch of retards that think they are mechanics. In 2 months everything will go back to normal and those retards will be fired in the real world. I know the economy is bad, but it is just not worth 20 years of suffering to have a steady paycheck, which is nothing to brag about. Get out and take advantage of the new G.I. BILL.
All I did was went to medical and told them that i have been having trouble with sleep walking. they transfered me to a mental health department and they asked me some questions and gave me a recomendation for discharge. i made it take a while but i was out in 2 months could have been 1 if i tried harder. anyone can do it. i got an honorable discharge and my gi bill even though i had only been in for 2 years and 6 months. same as doing your time just no reserves after the fact.
US NAVY, the WORST DIS”organization” in this planet. I want to let the world know how messed up the navy is. Lets start from the Recruiting Offices. The Recruiter will only work with you if there is a great possibility that they will get GREAT credit by putting you in the service. they never do their Job, all the paperwork will always be piling up and not get done. BOOT CAMP, what is the most redicule training. It teaches retards from High school on how to stencil their uniforms for 9 weeks. “A” School, its a Joke, 8th Grade level of teaching, and stupids watches ( who would do anything against “A” Schools? they are all fools ! )DUTY STATIONS.. what a Hell, Kissing ASS Contest, Drama of the Week, answer stupid phone calls from people that ask the same questions 4 times a day from Monday-fridays ( some will even call the Duty to ask the same thing on weekends). THE SENIOR PEOPLE, they dont give a Damn about the Juniors, they are about to retire and carry on with their lives. Juniors, are always desperate kissing ass to try to aliviate their painfull punishents for whatever the CO feels like.
NAVY Will take and Keep, Homosexual, under their wings to keep its traditions. MY XO got a DUI out in town and the command hid from everyone until we found out about it when XO got transfered to a different unit. The Medical Corpsman has HIV e I just heard that he is heading to NY to a another station. the SENIORS got caught spending Government Money out in town with Government Credit card and nothing happened to them. SK1 From Supply got caught forgering CO’s Signatures on purchases also spending Government Money out in tow for personal use, All she got was 1 pay grade dedution after 18 years of services. PS2 from Admin, got caught posting GAY pictures on the internet websites and even pictures of his own making out with faggotts, all our command chief said “Please dont tell anyone because it will jeopardize his career”. bottom line, nothing happened.
After 6 years in the Navy, represented the US MILITARY in the World games in India, Volunteered many times on Deployments, Highly Motivated Corpsman, the Navy tells me that the Navy is Overmaned and they dont need any more people in ( FEB 2009 ) I have applied for 6 different Ratings and they were all overmaned.
WHAT IS UP WITH THIS PICTURE ? ARE THEY TRYING TO GET ME TO DEDICATE MYSELF TO TALK ALL THIS SHIT ABOUT THE NAVY ???
FUCK THE NAVY !..
If you think you have had to deal with alot while in the Navy, and I know all of you have, please listen to my story as well, because its been a long journey for me as soon as I graduated from college. In 2002, I graduated from College with a business administration and law degree from western carolina university, moved back home, started applying for jobs, only to find insurance sales that only pay commission while driving all over wearing out MY car, not theirs. Well after 6 months passed, I still didnt have a job and the graduation money was gone, so I applied to Home Depot, where I worked after I graduated from High School on through the summers when I was not in school. It was that bad at the time and its even worse now for College Grads… Anyway I worked on the LOT pushing carts for almost 5 years and the personnel manager had enough clout to try to hire me to push carts again with a College degree! I said no way! I pushed carts and loaded shit already for 5 years and I want to work in a department because I have proven my potential. So, they hired me to work in the flooring department.. Keep in mind I still worked for 10 dollars an hour when I was pushing carts and still made the same in the flooring department. I didnt like working retail but at the time, it was the only job I could find and I needed money. Also keep in mind I was still living with my parents after being away for college for 4 years and it sucked. This was the beginning of my downward spiral in my mind because it all sucked. It was from 2002 to 2003 that my nightmares began because I held 3 different jobs, fired from one, quit one and worked another while ENLISTING in the damn Navy. More on the Home Depot topic: It wasnt 6 months of me working there that the manager decided to transfer me to millwork selling doors and windows. I didnt know anything at all about doors and windows, not even a clue, but yet I was transferred. It was in this department that my fate with HD was to occur. One day on a weekend I was working and doing what I could to help as many customers as possible while stocking at the same time when this irrate customer comes in saying that someone else ordered him the wrong door.. Well he threatened to fight me and I said ok lets go outside… As I was heading outside, he went to a manager and told him that I threatened him when he was the one that threatened me. It wasnt 4 days later that I was pulled into the office and they fired me.. I told them I worked at HD five solid years and what they were doing was wrong, yet I was escorted out. This was the same time I worked a second job at West Marine where I sold cool nautical products and fishing gear. When the manager escorted me out, I laughed at him and said I will move onto bigger and better things. It was shortly after that, I quit West Marine because conflicting schedules and I landed another job at Lowes where I worked in the flooring department again. Lowes is much better by the way…. I worked there for another 6-8 months and it was during this time I allowed a recruiter talk me into ENLISTING, the worst mistake I ever made.. He said you should get OCS in the first 6 months of your enlistment… WRONG! FTN… Now I have been in 5 years and I have a year left. I am IS which is a good rate for me, but I have the credentials to be more and I get tired of seeing ensigns come in and expect me to salute them when I have started my Master’s degree and smarter than they are. I dont respect them and dont plan to start anytime soon. Not to mention how political and back stabbing this job is. Everyone will stab you in the back and smile in your face later and these are the guys that get promoted because they suck cock all day. I dont kiss ass, I go home because I have a life outside the Navy. I get tired of GMT, collaterals and them pulling me away from my main job everyday. Then they have the audacity to ask me why my product isnt good.. Not to mention the PFA. When will you have time ON A SHIP to run on a damn treadmill, do pushups and situps, take a shower, and wash your sweaty PT clothes? With 3 treadmills, its hard to do.. Good luck on a ship…. It only causes health and comfort issues if you cannot wash your clothes because there is only 2 washers and dryers for a whole crew and a waiting list to wash them that has 60 people ahead of you, especially after a liberty port where everyone is washing their sweaty civilian clothes. Not to mention, it stinks the berthing up. When people hang their sweaty PT gear on their racks and you brush against it in already tight quarters, it pisses you off. Its unsanitary. The only people on a ship that can have their shit washed everyday are officers. Not to mention the food they serve. It doesnt encourage health with all the cakes and shit. The whole Navy is one big contradiction! I am only doing this to make myself more marketable in the outside. I am an individual and I think outside the box and question why they make simple tasking seem to be rocket science and they cant stand it especially the lifers. They accuse me of hating freedom because I am so disgruntled. I have proudly defended freedom for way too long now.. I could have gone to OCS but I decided I didnt even want that because I can make so much more as a civilian with my experience and knowledge and clearance. In my time in the Navy, I have been stationed in England, Japan and now Jacksonville, Florida. I have seen the world, but it becomes just another day after awhile with the same bullshit people and the same bullshit underway times. Life on a boat blows. 80 other guys sleeping in berthing… a coffin rack thats too small to turn over in and people farting, jacking off and everything else from other members of the crew. Its a reality for the Navy.. watching the same movie over and over, no privacy ever and a bunch of disgruntled people like me. It makes your life miserable. The mentality isnt natural. Firstly, you are supposed to see the light of day and not depressing grey bulkheads all day.. Men are supposed to think for themselves and be creative on their own, but you do what the superior says no matter how proposterous it is. During a deployment, you are fortunate to get 4 hours of sleep a day, even though you only really have four hours of work to complete everyday. The rest of the day is stupid shit like sweepers, meetings, briefs, training. Lord knows you actually do find a place to do what you want. Its not going to happen period. I cant think of one day in the Navy where there wasnt some kind of bullshit occurence and I have been in 5 years. If I were to go back to 2002 and even before, i would have studied my ass off and went to get my masters degree. It seems that even this isnt enough this day and age sadly. Sorry presidents make bad decisions and are making people join the navy that do not have an opportunity in the outside, which means the lower class. I hate to say it but all the social benefits according to class and race are affecting the Navy as well, an environment where everyone should be equal. Its becoming another social institution above welfare. I see people sitting on their ass all day and still getting promoted because of their color, while I work my ass off and cant ever get ahead. Now that I have arthritis in my ankle and my knee is messed up, it makes it worse on me. It seems I get discriminated against because I am not allowed to run. Its too much unneeded drama that I have witnessed and experienced to ever consider continuing the Navy. I would have to be crazy to give them another second of my time. I have done my part and in a year it will be time to get the hell out. My advice to anyone joining… go to college, bust your ass, get co-ops and go to graduate school. Make sure you have a direction and know what you want to do as a profession. Do not join the Navy and especially do not ENLIST if you are college educated otherwise your life will be miserable because your pride is sucked from your soul the minute you step into boot camp. I am more severe than others.. Please read this and learn the realities of the Navy and the realities of life!
I joined the navy because I thought it would be a great experience and I would be able to use the GI Bill or TA to finish my degree. Boot camp was not that bad but now i’m stuck in Pensacola waiting to class up. I’ve been here since October and i’ve been walking around with a stupid ass brownie pretending to wipe walls. It’s gotten to the point where I just don’t give a shit any more. The navy wastes so much money so they can eventually teach me how to work on jet engines at an eigth grade level. In addition, some of the idiots they recruit make me want to drink myself to death. I hope they cut military personnel by the thousands so I can get the hell outta here. Accelerate my life my ass!
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yeah so i have 3 years/8 months in the navy roughly. I get out in May and im completely stoked out of my mind to GTF out!!! I like the actual work/job but the people i work with are mostly douchebags with NO mechanical talent or work ethic, and it just brings me down with them. Even if i work my ass off, they just sit in the shop and we all get the same “good job” so why the hell should i bust my ass to keep a bunch of shitheads afloat? plus i don’t like all the “bullshit” involved with the military either. There truly is a TON of little “catches” involved when you get in. Not to mention the fact that they treat you like a child. I am a grown ass man and had my own place before i came in, yet i am PROHIBITED from living off base? excuse me?! WTF did you just say to me???? and the pay is garbage as well. 2K a month ain’t shit. hell when i first got in, i only received 750 a month. Don’t waste your time.
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