Ban pants in bars and restaurants in Washington State

I have no idea what this was.

..I mean everyone in Seattle basically strips down to the essentials once the temperature hits that crucial heat threshold of 60 F anyway.

The tough part was having to force the pants off the unwilling and sober. “sexual harrassment”, yeah yeah… cry me a river.

there’s an ideal day to launch the movement :)

it seemed like a good idea at the time…
until December came.

We can rename the state to Nopantsistan

I’m saying, baning smoking? Ban pants too!

i have no idea what this means

Remember: Even if you aren’t wearing pants, there is shaky, pseudoscientific evidence that you may still be adversely affected by pants worn by others.

One man’s leg garments are another man’s symbol of oppression and tyranny in the modern era. Down with pants!

Totally worth it. The benefits gained TOTALLY outweigh the cost of getting the ban passed.