She’s pretty tight lipped and hasn’t said anything since. So I guess I’ll be mosying on down the road to greener pastures where folks actually speak.
Man, I hope she doesn’t see this… LOL! If so…JK ;)
People doing this are also doing these things:
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Two old rednecks were a sittin’ on the porch, rockin’ in their ol’ rickety chairs. There was this ol’ hound dog layin’ in front of ‘em, and he was a lickin’ his balls.
One of the ol’ rednecks said to the other:
“Lawd, I wish I could do that.”
The other ol’ redneck said:
“Wail, hail, go right ahead, HE’S YERR DOG, ain’t he?”
Cause I don’t want ya to get lonely and leave. Laughing is what keeps me alive! It’s more essential than air. Don’t have an accent, but if you do, better stop, ‘cause I hate rednecks! Just kidding… BTW, I’m the nitwit to Yauuuurrr riiiiite. Hard to do accents in text.
Ah crap, had to come back and edit, ‘cause I moved to Yauuuurrr left.
Crickets.
2 years ago
Wow, no one else wants to do this?
God.
Dane Cook is like my hero.
He’s insanely funny.
And I want to be funny.
Funny in a good way.
Like to have the ability to make people laugh without being asked if I’m on crack.
And without being too much of a jerk about it.
Alright.
So that’s my goal.
(Thick Southern Accent)
“Ah Tell Youu.”
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