Colouring in, Writing, Poetry, Photography, Making DVD-footage of my most important people :)...Reading… leaving random post it notes stuck to the underside of tables…polo mints…sparklers…my electric pink body board…jeans4genes…people watching…patting people on the head… stroking hair…putting on accents…going quiet when I’m in a mood… Mint Choc Chip ice cream, lollypops, Black Nissan Figaros, VW Campervans, Ladybirds, daisies, elastic bands, orange smarties, my little pony, Peter the fly, Luke, tarot reading and horoscopes, Arguing, doodling and bubbles. Barbies. The seaside… Fred the Seagull… Drawing pins…Sleeping…Scarf-ness (I have a slight fetish)… Bubblewrap is also cool. Star related paraphernalia… Craft knives…whiteboards…glass balls…punchbags…lifting my weights to the delicate sounds of Destiny’s Child… singing really, really loudly when no one is home and dancing in my socks to BAD 80’s music. Giving foot massages. (I nearly went into chiropody n reflexology). Tia-maria and coke. Losing Nemo. Santa Clause- shhh don’t tell your mama. My own goofy brand of BSL finger spelling. Having a million different nicknames…Escaping to Canada as soon as I can legally run away…Sticking Marshmallows to Mopeds and Cars, Cows, Newquay, Rock climbing in Devon, Peeling oranges coz it makes my throat tingle, Avoiding health professionals, The colour Red, Using long words, Flip Flops, Swing Music, Listening to the sextastic Sax music, Scar tissue, Perspex sheets, Lacey shorts, Not wearing a belt so I’m constantly pulling my trousers up, Pebbles, Marbles, Matches and the smell of them, Keyrings, Stamps, Loafers, Fancy dress, Cushions, Fish and Aquariums, Silver, Charms, My Family, Sexy Forearms (yes… I like forearms ok), Good sex, Clean fingernails, Disney Channel, Contact Lenses, Blue eyes, Blonde hair, McDonalds cheeseburgers, McChicken Sarnies, The crusts on Dominoes pizza, Scrambled eggs, The words Serenity, squelch and slap, Pumpkin carving, Baking Fairy Cakes, Garlic, Salt Water on my hair, Cotton-buds, Sand, Sharks teeth, Emptying my bin, The first five minutes of using the shredder before the novelty wears off, Robbie Williams, Peanut Brittle, Glass painting, On the Clifftop- Edgar Degas, Jewellery, my thumb ring, Photocopying- even though I’m allergic, Sitting in the bath til I turn into a prune, Hate smoking, Hate drug-abuse, Think kids should see the effects of solvent abuse first hand actually!!!!, Hate being a pick me up doll and an object for using for sex-fun&games, Freckles, Airmiles, Batman 1960’s TV show, Top Cat, Funhouse, Pat Sharp, Moths and Butterflies (secretly they creep me out but I am obsessed, Toying with the idea of a tattoo or a new piercing at the moment, Mini-milks, Talking in metaphors and similes, Book markers, My Twinnies, My Family, V-Park, Feeding the ducks, Marigolds, Snap Dragons, Red-roses, Knickers, Straighteners, Pritt Stick, PVA Glue, My credit cards- coz they’re shiny and beat Luke’s, Salad Sarnies, Having half of my work place in my house, Dresses- that are booty-ful :), giggling, Playing dot to dot on my moles, Tickets, Hate shaving my legs, Love candle wax, Laying under the stars and just listening to the world go by me, late night drives, Playing on the swings, Saying Woooooooooooooo, Talking like a grown up but secretly having no clue what’s going on at all and not understanding the world and secretly really being a little kid inside, Telling lies, Pretending, Make believe, Tinkerbell, I’m still a fairy princess, Being married twice both unofficially to people who are a bit ott but who I love nonetheless, Push up bras, Ocean FM, The relief of getting a period, I try to be positive but usually fail :), I LOVE big Jackie O Sunglasses, Toby’s totally unenvironmentally friendly aproach to bag collections, Gossip, Doodling, margins, blank pages, lipstick, toothbrushes, pin badges, random-ebay-searching, buying stuff online that I really don’t need, Having sooo many shoes that they fall out on me, back massages- undoing the knots, QECP, The smell of my shoulders, My green coat which smells of him and of me and of my room and just comforts me, BIGhugtime, Vouchers, 43things, Meeting new and random people, Being treated like I’m worth something is nice sometimes :), Tortoises, Rockpools, Crabs, the cold side of my pillow, Curly hair, Not being judgemental- a NASTY habit I’ve picked up from two people in my life who like to be that way that have had a big influence on me lately, finally getting back to my beliefs, Fascinating late night conversations, Sitting on the underground and giving those people new lives while they are opposite me and letting the lives fall away like dead skin when they get off, Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh, Hats, Hate road rage, Keeping things secret just to myself, knowing I should see a doctor is worrying me but I don’t seem to “make time” for it- like I’m running from it, blackheads, multi-coloured socks, fireplaces, stockings, seesaws, Jeanette Winterson, Online Thesaurus…
Seee I’m me still :) There’s the proof… I’m not a voiceless idiot but me!