prepare myself against the zombie apocalypse

Advanced climbing skills is a must. Gotta be prepared for sleep deprivation. It wouldn’t hurt to have a gun (not so much for the zombie s, more for chumps trying to steal my stuff) . A samurai sword or something I could use to keep my distance would be ideal (gotta keep it sharp too!). Of course I need to learn how to prepare meals on the go and clean water if need be. Lock picking would be an excellent skill to have.

Website:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie_apocalypse

I need to learn to:
shoot a gun
wield an ax
barricade a door
build a catapult
and be a leader

I need to buy:
a two-year store of food
water purifying tablets
guns and ammo
knifes
electric fence
a generator
a dog