fight zombies

Fact: During a zombie outbreak, 98% of individuals will have to kill an undead ghoul without the use of a firearm.

The Zombie Combat Club has a single objective – to educate the public on effective hand-to-hand combat techniques to eradicate the threat of the living dead.

We know what it takes to take out the undead. Help us do it.

www.zombiecombatclub.com

Played a zombie RPG last night, very fatal. Two out of four of my characters met very interesting deaths, so I’m happy with it.

Obviously not a serious goal, but I would love to take part in (or maybe even shoot) a movie about zombies. Hell, it would even make a great paintball theme. I might take part in the next zombie march.

sawed off shotgun, motorcycle, and a leather helmet for my cat. that’s what i always say. somehow, no one wants to hear it. wrong circle of people i guess.

My friend Meghan and I have our plans laid just in case.

1. Grocery store

2. Gunship

3. Trailer

If I can get all three of these things… Hell I could live on the road. Life will still be enjoyable when I’m the last human shooting the rotten brains out of zombies. Don’t take this the wrong way though, I’m still gonna miss u guys.

The Last Stand

Survive the night fighting off zombies from your barricade. Survive longer than a day by making use of the daylight hours effectively by:

- Repairing your barricade
- Searching for weapons
- Looking for other survivors to help repair, search and defend the barricade.

good news. in 2013, nostradamus predicted there will be no more room in hell and the dead will walk the earth… so i’ll just wait this goal out till then.

man to just go all out on a horde of zombies with bullets and blunt objects would just rule! did anyone else get pissed off in the original resident evil game when the zombies were ridiculously slow and all you could do was shoot or knife them? i was pissed when i saw a couple of chairs and wooden tables you could break over them, you know, something heavy and blunt or sharp?... a good dropkick would probably never allow them to get back up again either… dead rising got the right idea though >_>

The following song will be appreciated by true zombie/genuine geeks:

It’s the end of the world
I wanna’ live inside a shopping mall
I wouldn’t care about the isolation
I’m unconcerned about the Walking Dead

When it’s the end of the world
I think I’d handle myself quite well
I wouldn’t panic walking past the zombie
I’d try to catch up on some reading and movies

I know all I need to know
I know all I need to know
I learned everything from
George Romero
Dario Argento
Maybe Tom Savini, Stuart Gordan, and Sam Raimi
Did they plant the idea
Or was it always in me?
Do you find me creepy, Yeah do I give you the creeps?

It’s the end of the world
We could gather half a dozen friends
We’d live in hiding over over JCPenny’s
Construct a wall to keep the mutants out

When it’s the end of the world
We’d land a helicopter on the rooftop
Somebody breaks in through a boarded entrance
Maybe we could make a run for it.

I know all I need to know
I learned everything from
George Romero
Dario Argento
Maybe Tom Savini, Stuart Gordan, and Sam Raimi
Did they plant the idea
Or was it always in me?
Do you find me creepy?

Now it’s the end of the world…
I always thought I would’ve been more careful…
Didn’t look to be a serious bite
Will you wait here ‘til I come back to life?

I learned everything from
George Romero
Dario Argento
Maybe Tom Savini, Stuart Gordan, and Sam Raimi
Did they plant the idea
Or was it always in me?
Do you find me creepy,
My Post Apocalyptic
Zombie survival fantasy.

-The Sprites, George Romero