That’s because I’m a lazy rat bastard, sometimes.

It is satisfying and holds a vintage charm. Especially when used in a calm tone of voice. Ah, you Rat Bastard.

Unc, ya old RAT BASTARD thanks for making this possible. Another goal shoved to the right.

back when I was
Robbed
and
when the
Mickey the Mouse had the run of my house when I was expecting a house full of family to stay her for my Nonna’s Funeral.

Yes YOU

ya old grouchy looking Rat Bastard. When you stumble over THIS entry, then FALL over here. I need you to accept your award so I can check this goal as DONE!
^{this is one of those secret entries I was tellin’ ya about}

Rat Bastards in our attic for two months! No shit!

You Old Rat Bastard, you didn’t even mention me in your “thanks everybody” birthday speech.

How am I doin’ so far?
^huh?

How’ve you been, you fuckin’ rat bastard, you??!!

I BEEN WAITING HERE FOR TEN MINUTES WHILE THAT FUCKIN’ GIMP GOT HIS DAMNED WHEEL CHAIR FOLDED UP!

THAT’S MY PARKING PLACE, YOU FUCKIN’ RAT BASTARD!!

...that one very seldom hears the appellation “rat bastard” any more.

And it’s a shame.

Not only is it loaded with expression and passion, it’s just fun to say…and, like “fuck” and “fucker” and most other “fuck” derivations (and to a lesser extent “cocksucker”) it can be used in almost any application.

It’s also one of the few things that people from New York can say, no matter how thick their accent is, that doesn’t make them sound like complete morons.

So, from time to time, and in the interest of expanding everyone’s vocabulary, I’m going to post common, everyday places where rat bastard can be used to good advantage.

Feel free to add your own…