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become president so I can protect America from Zombies


 

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    Juggalette DX Where there's a will, there's a way.

    Untitled 2 months ago

    I really have an odd urge to press the “I’m Done” button…

    Must resist…



    thedarkwolf357 wants to become a werewolf

    Untitled 3 months ago

    well what i will do if i was president of the usa what i will do is have everyone get as much guns as you can build a wall disconnecting them from us have everyone on that wall and boom hellstorm for them mother fuckers so what do you think



    Juggalette DX Where there's a will, there's a way.

    I WANT YOU! 6 months ago

    ... to have a zombie plan. Cmon people, everyone needs to have a zombie plan! If you don’t, then you’re screwed and doomed to walk to the Earth for eternity (or until I blow your head off) as an undead flesh eating son of a bitch corpse!

    Luckily, I have a couple zombie plans. But I can’t tell you how many nor what my plans include of. Sorry, but if I did I can’t risk any of you guys knowing and then you become zombies cause you don’t have any zombie plans and then telling the other zombies and then all you guys coming to get me in where ever I am. :P

    Please, I’m begging you… well sort of. Make a zombie plan! And don’t let anyone else know about it… we’ll just keep this between us okay?

    P.S. If you’re a zombie and you’re reading this, this must mean it is indeed 2013 and the rise of the zombies has occured. Congradulations you son of a bitch, thanks a bunch fer destroying all traces of humanity. I hope you rot in HELL.

    Cheers! :d

    <3 DX



    Juggalette DX Where there's a will, there's a way.

    Inaguration Day! 11 months ago

    So yeah, today was Barrack Obama’s official Inaguration Day.

    We were forced to watch it during school… and I honestly thought it was boring as hell. The end.

    Hahaha

    P.S. I really hope Obama will protect our nation from Zombehs… I mean seriously, he is now the President of the freaking United States of America! He’d better protect us from undead flesh eating mutants….

    And if he doesn’t….. well then, we are all totally SCREWED!

    But hey, on the bright side, let’s make note that we were already screwed when Obama won the election against Mccain.

    GO JOHN MCCAIN!!!

    Yes, yes, it’s true, I support McCain. Why? Well my reasons are my own, but mostly because I agree on his political views and ideals.
    But screw the political crap, let’s talk about cookies! :D



    Juggalette DX Where there's a will, there's a way.

    Kablooee 12 months ago

    RUN FOREST RUN!!!!

    Ha.



    Juggalette DX Where there's a will, there's a way.

    Ahem... 13 months ago

    Dang… Obama won =o

    That sucks…

    Oh wellz, hope he does better than the other ones =)



    Juggalette DX Where there's a will, there's a way.

    2012! 16 months ago

    2012, people!!!
    The year the worlds going to end!
    Oh noes!
    I graduate that year!!!
    IT’S NOT FAIR!

    And noes I’m not spazzing out. =P



    UrbanLegend In time, I'll take away your miseries and make 'em mine, D'Evils...

    Goerge W. Bush Speaking... 18 months ago

    My fellow americans! Zombies are gonna take over the fucking world! and unless we cover each and every grave in cement our brains are gonna be eaten. So, in preperation for the oncoming zombie invasion, every citizen should each be given an M8 Carbine for protection.

    God Bless America..



    Juggalette DX Where there's a will, there's a way.

    Why not? 22 months ago

    I mean… the 2008 elections are coming up soon and well… anythings possible in politics isn’t it? =P



    Juggalette DX Where there's a will, there's a way.

    Ahem... 23 months ago

    Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony, stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni! Yankee Doodle keep it up! Yankee Doodle dandy, mind the manner and the gals and you’ll be quite handy! :P



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