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not kill the kid loudly eating chips out of a crinkly bag right outside my office


 

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I don't see 23 months ago

the huge bag on his desk anymore, so I think we both dodged a bullet here. Whew.



He might as well be snacking 23 months ago

on my nerve endings. Are each of the chips miked? Is the bag miked? Is this a psych research project? Will this day end in homicide? Stay tuned!



This is 23 months ago

going to be a tough one. Right now my work soundtrack is:

scrrriiinkkkkccch, crunch, munch, crunch, crunch….scrrriiinkkkkccch, crunch, munch, crunch, crunch….scrrriiinkkkkccch, crunch, munch, crunch, crunch….scrrriiinkkkkccch, crunch, munch, crunch, crunch….scrrriiinkkkkccch, crunch, munch, crunch, crunch….scrrriiinkkkkccch, crunch, munch, crunch, crunch….

He’s such a nice boy, too. I’m sure he’ll be missed.




 

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