List the 10 best complements I’ve ever received

People complement me on my hair all the time!

The author for whom I’m currently writing a textbook chapter told me that I write well! I adore writing and she has published about a hundred books, so that means a lot to me! Hey, that’s 3 so far, if I lump all the sex-related ones into one.

My boss once told me I’m very efficient. That’s important to me.

The only ones I can think of involve my performance in bed. If there’s nothing else worth mentioning about me, I swear to god I’ll do something drastically bad…