List some, probably not all, UNDENIABLE PROOFS THAT THERE IS NO GOD...except on Sundays...when it's ME.

The fact that every single woman I find sexually attractive and would like to spend time going over inch by disgustingly nasty inch doesn’t feel exactly the same way about me.

Bugs.

Including insects and all of those kinds of things…worms, too.

Fuck ‘em all!

EDIT:

Ok, maybe not ALL of the bastards, but all the ugly ones and any of them that bite.

The physical, sexual, and psychological abuses kids around the world are forced to suffer.

Christians.

Not all of them, just the ones that can’t keep their silly shit to themselves and insist on pointing out how everyone else is living wrong.

Muslims.

Not all of ‘em, just the millions of them that enjoy treating women like shit and murdering anyone who doesn’t agree with them.

My fucking PG and E bill.

Waking up with your head or neck aching.

Shit.

Snot.