conquer the world

hahahaha you cant conquer the world when i make it burn to ashes and kill all of humanity :)

my name is not inportant
me and my boss will conquer this pathic planet and distroy all those who go against us or are unjust.
if u would like to join the group please email me
if not prepare to be gone in 10 years…...

I will conquer the world, eventually.

I believe that the masses can be easily manipulated and convinced to follow the way of GoTn. This is my party of intelligent people who share the want of the world and do fix its corrupt inhabitance. email me at crazyrican411@yahoo.com
This is no joke.

—I mean, why not? Everyone else is doing it, and I should be as good as any of them—IF NOT BETTER!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It was fun, but i figured i’d let someone else have a turn.

I’ll wait until tomorrow to do this.

At least i have minions sidekick applicants now!

if it doesn’t require too much time or effort.

Step one: Get into politics
Step two: Become president of the European Union
Step three: Now you’re the mightiest man in the world, support a mate to become the leader of Russia
Step four: Start a scietific project to create a missilse shield
Step five: Wait until the US invade some country again.
Step six: Support the country the US have invaded. You can support it either financially or with your own military. I advise financially, because you’ll need your military later.
Step seven: Now the US has a hard time in Farawayistan, a large part of its army will be there.
Step eight: Launch a suprise attack on the USA. Don’t worry about nuclear attacks. you’ve got that missile shield, remember?
Step nine: Now you control the European Union and the United States, and Russia is under the control of a good friend of yours, the world is waiting to be conquered by you.

PS: This plan only works if you’re a citizen of the EU. If anyone has a plan on how to conquer the world without being a EU citizen, please post it!

i cant wait to