This is what i have memorized:
“Voila, In view, a humble vaudvillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vecissitudes of fate”
What i have left:
“This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is vestage of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a byegone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my great honor to meet you and you may call me “V.”
