share a flat in paris

I signed the lease today.
It’s a tiny one-bedroom. I’ll have the key on Saturday.

I plan to spend the whole afternoon lying on the floor (where else?) and looking at the ceiling and screaming “This is my place, I don’t want to see anybody, go and FUCK YOURSELVES people!”

Sunday I’ll be my usual self. Everybody will be welcome.

^{Edit: except people who vote for Sarko.}

next week.

1st: a bit expensive, but seems great.
2nd: seems okay
3rd: seems perfect but way too expensive, better forget it.
4th: is Heaven on Earth but way too far. Better forget it.

Fingers crossed for the first 2.

I’ll know more in a week or so.

Seems simple, doesn’t it?
Apparently it isn’t.

I’m a french ingeneer, i want share a flat in paris.
If someone search too, send me a email ;)
have a nice day.thx to read me .