Ponder "Is THIS Normal"?

On my way out of the diner this evening, I picked up one of those local magazines. It’s chock-full of local events, rants, and raves, and liberal tree-hugging hippie crap, but I digress…

The back page of this magazine has ads. Ads for “massage”, kits that will let you pass any kind of drug test, and for all the finest “smoking accessories”.

Today there was a new ad, “All Male Naked Yoga”

I read this incredulously, how can men do naked yoga? Wouldn’t there be butts and nuts hanging out everywhere? No way any man is going to sign up for naked yoga.

Turns out, they aren’t actually doing yoga. Unless, of course, the instructor’s name happens to be Yoga.

Is this sort of naiveté normal?

for a guy to shave his junk?

or…

Is it “gay”? (Not my choice of words, just asking the question here)

Deodorant sharing, is THAT normal?

Like if you ran out of deodorant, would you contemplate sharing your roommate’s?

How about “Home Tattooing”?

Is THAT normal?

I’m doing my feet LOL Actually my toes. I got the little baby toe on the right foot and the big toe on the left foot. I look like a freak!

It’s a work in progress. Stay tuned for pics…

My house has five Christmas trees. I’ve heard mention of THAT not being normal.

The newest addition, I could not pass this up, was the feather tree. I love it! But again, I’ve heard mention of THAT not being normal!

Not really “making”, but when you have the store bought hard noodles, do you put oil in the water to boil with the noodles?

I checked all the boxes of pasta I had in my cupboard, and NOT ONE of them said “Add Oil”

WTF is up with that?

Is THAT normal?

A sign in front of the church said “Porn Sunday”. How odd, thought I. I know what blanket Sunday is, you go to church and bring a blanket for those less fortunate. Nice idea, eh?

So what does that make porn Sunday? Bring some porn to church?

Naaaaa… Can’t mean that, can it?

NOW, I’m curious, the other side of the billboard has a web addy. So I went to check it out.

Front page says ”#1 Christian Porn Site”LMFAO (I just LOVE the tshirt I found on the site, Jesus loves porn stars)

This post brought to you by Surly Jr. The sign and church are on her way to school. We saw it. She remembered, damn. So we looked.

Is THIS normal? Porn church? Is THIS normal? Checking out porn Sunday with the kid?

_{Surly runs off to tell M we are going to church next Sunday. Mom will be so happy, I’m finally going back to church}

How many of you can say you’ve had a conversation with your mom and she used the phrase: “No use in wasting perfectly good radiation” ???

Purely hypothetical…

Say there was this girl, we will call her “Curly” for the sake of this post. OK, this girl Curly, she decided she wanted to run to the porn palace/toy store one night. Her boyfriend was with her at the time. Curly’s boyfriend said it was too late in the evening to go on a porn run and anyone who goes shopping for porn after, say 8 pm, is clearly NOT NORMAL.

WTF???

Is there a “correct” time for porn purchases?

Could this hypothetical absolutely girl, Curly, truly not be “Normal”???

Clone a Willy

Yes, it is what you think.

Is that normal?