write a bad novel

Okay, I have a plot outlined for my bad novel. Though I suppose writing a deliberately bad novel doesn’t requite a plot as such. But I have the outline worked out in my head, and before you ask—yes, there are completely gratutitous sex scenes on the horizon. Because a bad novel needs bad sex. Badly.

Sure, everyone aspires to write a GOOD novel. I want to write a really bad one, cringe-inducing in its overuse of metaphors and hyperbole. And still get it published. With the crap I often read, this shouldn’t be too difficult!