have henchman

Because there’s always a handful of willing accomplices who get sucked into my latest diabolical scheme.

Not really as good as you think. They are hard to control and there are consequences in life.

Still it is cool when you have a tribe watching out for you… and doing the occasional (non-permanent) anonymous revenge. However bad karma is not a good thing. :-)

So I have a couple of friends (we’ll call them “Black Mamba”) who carry out sometimes extravagant plots against those who have wronged me in the past. Henchmen—yes/no?

I have a henchman now. It was a long and drawn out process, the applications were intense. I call him Dave, but his -or HER, I should say, real name is Sabrina.

...he rarely, if ever, bungles a job. Now, if only I could get that pesky Sebastian to leave me alone to accomplish my dreams of taking over the world…

My younger brothers and any and all boys aged 6-10 idolize me I am pretty sure I could get them to do a hit for me, but having them eager at my beck and call is nice, If i said having a shaved head was cool, they would all have cue-balls.

just a small army should do