Marry Bert Mccracken

ok it will never happen but if it did…wow that would be amazing…meeting him would be heaven…

not only would i fucking love to marry bert but im going to do it. if not than ill just fuck him… either way we’re having sex…

I’d love to marry Bert…He is the cutest guy ever no doubt about it. To just meet him would be plenty for me…marrying him I’d be in friggen heaven.

I’m not going to say;
“Oh em gee i like love bertie lol”
“bertie” loves me :]
no lol needed, thanks.

He’s mine we will say that now, you can have any one else but him, we are married and i drugged him and he just doesn’t know it… I WIN! I have a ring and his too, I didn’t want him going crazy and pondering where the ring came from, I have a witness too so HA i win even more! he’s the only reason why I have pink eye shadow, other wise I would never wear it, so ha!

from what i hear someone already took this one away… oooooooh well… never hurts to dream PLENTY of dreams:)

does dream marriages count lol

i love bert hes my hero!

in my mind we are already married
(we both wore extreme amounts of eyeliner and skinny jeans)
but in reality he doesn’t even know who i am

YET!

i guess i should keep dreaming cause he is already married to an Aussie (which i am) and they had a black wedding and all. Boo whoo!!!

IM gunna marry bert u dumbie heads lol he really loves me … ... he just doesnt kno it yet