support Todd Schoonover in his battle with DHMO

There have been reports of this dangerous substance shooting out at high temperatures from the inside of the earth.

Keep your brave heart, I’ll cheer you…

As someone concerned with fitness and weight loss, you surely know that if you could just decontaminate your system of DHMO, you could drop well over 60% of your body weight, instantly. And yet these “diet experts” tell you to consume more DHMO??? There’s the obesity epidemic, right there.

meanwhile, it’s raining here, and I am sure you know that DHMO rain is even more common than acid rain. I just took my trash out, and my umbrella is covered in the stuff.

... in any way that I possibly can. Keep fighting Todd – we are all here for you :)

I support you in your struggle with this problem. I have troubles with the stuff myself.

but I give up on defeating DHMO consumption and people’s denial of the danger we are all facing. It’s everywhere! There’s no escape!

While the “DHMO” scenario has been portrayed as a hoax, the best humor always has some truth and sometimes even startling social commentary associated with it.

DHMO is everywhere, and it can kill you is quite humorous on the surface, especially in a fear based culture such as ours, but the reality is that DHMO can kill you.

Hyperhydration, also known as water poisoning is a serious modern issue. For a healthy individual water poisoning, a condition whereby brain funtion is fatally disturbed by the flushing out of electrolytes, is rare. Most reported cases involve water drinking contests, hazing rituals, and cases whereby athletes expelled electrolytes through normal activity and over hydrated with plain water.

.... so stop drinking so much water Todd!

I just want you to know that I’m there for you buddy ;)
Here is an MSDS to put on your door outside your house. In fact everyone in with indoor plumbing should have the common sense to do the same! I was in charge of putting these little stickers on everything we used in the Dental office and no one warned me of the hazards of DHMO back then. Good luck with your Battle Todd.
Take Care,
Dawn

where I live. I mean, why else do I hang out in dry riverbeds and let wild beasts get so close to me that I can see their evil eyes glimmering, barely an arms reach away?

There must be some sort of balance to be worked out OR perhaps, I am delusional because of the insidious DMHO issues surrounding me every day.

DHMO contamination used to occur naturally in Southern Nevada, but thanks to technology, especially that developed by IGT, we are gradually ridding ourselves of the problem. Take for example Lake Mead. DHMO levels there have been steadily dropping for years and are now at historic lows. It has been predicted that by 2010, DHMO per capita will fall below the critical point in Las Vegas. Move here, and in time you may be able to avoid exposure to DHMO entirely.

Ironically, the recent devastating fires in Southern California have actually helped us get rid of more DHMO. There are many who believe that the unfortunate people who lost their homes to the flames may soon be moving here to take advantage of another blessing in disguise – high foreclosure rates. Population growth relieves us of DHMO more quickly than any other factor, so we are planning to welcome evacuees with a new sign (pictured).

I must admit, I was once among those who failed to ignore the dangers of DHMO. Frankly, it is almost as uncommon here as rain. But your plight, Todd, has opened my eyes. So I suggest you move here, to our desert oasis. I guarantee that in time, we will be able to rid our region of this menace altogether and return the area to its original DHMO-free state.