List goals that never made it

“Get in to a good Collage” – the image is pretty amusing.

New Year’s revolution

Jingle balls

Away in a man-lair

Untangle the Xmas lice

Have a hippy holiday

Wish you a mangled Xmas

live pimply
Be a batter fried

expend my vocabulary

see a space shuttle lunch

get a bazilian wax

Pry more
piss in the rain
Make nude friends
Hook up words i don’t know
Enjoy life at it’s fullest because I don’t know how to use an apostrophe
Feel the homeless
Buy a condom

Check the smoke detectives

Become a vaginatarian

Be a mourning person

Learn to drool

Live strife to the fullest

Become a sturgeon

Eat An Ice Cream Poop

Play Hock Scotch

Have A Squirt Goon Fight

Marry A Bitch Man