List goals that never made it

“Get in to a good Collage” – the image is pretty amusing.

New Year’s revolution

Get my fiancees in order.

Learn to hook.

Wake up surlier.

Spray it forward.

Visit Europa.

Learn Spanglish.

Jingle balls

Away in a man-lair

Untangle the Xmas lice

Have a hippy holiday

Wish you a mangled Xmas

live pimply
Be a batter fried

expend my vocabulary

see a space shuttle lunch

get a bazilian wax

Wear a Poodle

Eat More Slugs

Marry a Cute Undead Boy

Make Art From My Fingernail Clippings

Meet Someone On Craigslist, and Ask Them For Their Panties

Throw Up in Someone’s Hat

Pry more
piss in the rain
Make nude friends
Hook up words i don’t know
Enjoy life at it’s fullest because I don’t know how to use an apostrophe
Feel the homeless
Buy a condom

Check the smoke detectives

Become a vaginatarian