Ah, the act of creating a person who requires you to leave town for them, then going to another place and pretending to be someone else…

So fun. So perfect. 4 years ago

I must confess that I took 3 hours of vacation for Bunbury’s sake. I wish I could tell you it was a simple matter of mental health that I took those three hours. Bunbury had managed to wedge his face in a pickle jar once again. The poor invalid could have drowned if not for my unflinching humanitarianism. We sailing captains are brought up this way. 5 years ago

Keeps taking my reading glasses and placing them in spots around the house where I rarely look for them. Even typing this is difficult as everything is an annoying blur. He does this or distracts me from taking my vitamin supplements and meds. Bunbury is an evil bastard. 5 years ago

Today I noticed Bunbury had been at my desk and messed it up making it difficult to find things. 5 years ago

I have to leave work to take Bunbury to ultrasounds and Bunbury is confined to bedrest so I must leave work often to care for the household and pick up Bunbury’s first child from daycare. Bunbury can give birth anytime now so I am on call, hence I can not do anything that would employ my attention for more than 30 minutes.

The above photo is Bunbury’s first child. 5 years ago