Translation: stop lying
2 years ago
Done.
People doing this are also doing these things:
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I make things...
2 years ago
...way worse than what they really are…
Life could be much worse. Go talk to a homeless person…or soliders over at war…or someone who is terminally ill…then you’ll see.
The real story: Tom got fired today. He was a little upset, but he was walked out of the building without any problems.
Me telling it: “Man, you wouldn’t believe who got fired? Tom was just minding his business, and the boss came in the office and said ‘Get outta here you loser!’. So Tom got up, cursed the boss out, and security had to restrain him! Man, and when they tried to walk him out, the cops came, they had to zap him with the tazer cause he was spazzin out….then he made a threat to blow the place up! Man, it was crazy! I went home.
Yea, I know. But it’s the truth. I’m horrible. I need to stop. LOL
