find atlantis

did it

it was $500 dollars for the weekednd but damn it was good.
you guys should go. thats me in the picture

After a lot of research I’m pretty certain where Atlantis may be. How far it spans is beyond me, but I think I know a possibly definite location…in the Atlantic Ocean (hello, Atlantic, Atlantis), probably very close to Europe. It’s span is unknown, but most people will agree that it is a very large piece of land.

With that concluded, I didn’t exactly find Atlantis as everyone would think, but by the gods, I found its location. And that is enough to get this off my list and make room.

I would be willing to dig up all the dirt and stuff to find this sunken continent. I know that if ever Atlantis exists, it has already become a very very fugly place. But hey, it’s Atlantis. A-T-L-A-N-T-I-S. You hear that?

In Plato’s accounts of Atlantis he said that they had vehicles that could travel through the air made of elephant skin. Sometime during the 20th century a fishing trawler scraped up dozens of wooly mammoth bones out of the middle of the atlantic ocean. The mammoth went extinct sometime around 10000BCE, the same time Atlantis was said to have dissappeared off the face of the earth. Pretty neat. I dont think its a question of whether or not it existed, i think its more a question of who wants to go dig around in the dirt and find some shit. Ask any geologist 10,000BC was a very hectic time, volcanic activity, tidle waves, earthquakes, meteor strikes hitting south carolina…lots of stuff, enough to sink a continent? Must’ve been…

Not sure if I could actually do it, but I wouldn’t mind helping in the process of it, at least.

Not on purpose. I’ll just wander off one day. . . possibly fall into a creek or down an open manhole. . . then show up a couple of weeks later, soaking wet and laden with chintzy jewelry emblazoned with mystic sigils and emblems of eldritch deities the like of what man ought not wot of. . . .