Beg the cosmos that SGHS gets a new phone soon

they do make military grade cell phones. In theory they are able to withstand sand, water, small arms fire and maybe even a 4 year old with a full head of steam. Perhaps worth looking into.

Oh! About your birthday, sorry. Been…well you know.

Hey Chica whats the word?

How are your smoke signal skills?

Own any messenger pigeons?

Drums are out of the question as a communication device, the whole distance thing.

What are your thoughts on stealing a certain gnome phone?

Miss you. And oh! Get your phone fixed!! :)