January goal: [learn to] crochet 1 square

there’s only so much yarn one pair of hands can handle.

If I had seventeen hands I imagine that I’d (a) find myself somewhat kinesthetically challenged and (b) able to attempt this goal.
In the meantime I have that December cardi to finish.
NO crocheting until I have the cardi complete!

This method of deferring is called establishing and following through one’s priorities through effective and realistic time management, or, alternatively, excuse mongering.