Avril
5 years ago
It has been suggested to me that Avril should sing “Baby Snakes.” I like that idea! But she’s gotta dance with a bunch of baby snakes. Like Britney did, but with BABIES.
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THE PLAN
5 years ago
This is seriously probably the best idea I’ve ever had. It starts with me winning the lottery, because having a ton of money is essential to my plan. Then I would hire tons of famous people to perform FZ songs. Firstly, the Boston Pops Orchestra. Then, I would get Napoleon Murphy Brock, Don Preston, Ike Willis, and Terry Bozzio and any other ex-Zappa band members I can find to play some stuff. I would get Christina Aguilera to sing “Uncle Remus.” But the absolute best part would be when Mos Def raps over a track made up of entirely Zappa samples, performed by DJ Shadow. Maybe Lyrics Born would be on that one too.
Some people will beg me to be a part of this concert, but they will not be allowed. These people include, but are not limited to: Britney Spears, either of the Simpson sisters, John Mayer, Hoobastank, and Evanescence. I MIGHT let Avril play a song, but only if she begs and wears some skanky outfit of my choosing.
