People doing this are also doing these things:
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Host a 'mad' tea party; the madness shall be embraced with the help of mushroom tea.
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open a "new army" across the street from an Old Navy Store and give the Old Navy manager a dirty look every morning
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Fill a suitcase with candy and toys and go on various interviews, during which I will take out the toys and play or slowly unwrap candy and place it on the desk while staring intently at my interviewer