I was talking with my friend Ryan the other day, and he was horrified when I told him I’d never had a pedicure. I mean, sure, I cut my nails, I paint my toenails once a year, but I’ve never had an actual pedicure.

My feet are really ticklish. Plus I’m worried whoever gives me said pedicure is going to find my feet really stinky and gross – thanks to spending my first 12 or so years barefoot on a trampoline, I have cracked heels and calluses. I’d give myself a pedicure, but even I find my feet really, really disgusting. 19 months ago