fart

Fart people!Fart Fart Fart!

I FARTED 10 TIMES IN ONE HOUR!!!
NEW RECORD!!!

Be brave. Its a beautiful experience.

Farting is cool.You could fart at someone.It is fun,
loud and smelly.It sometimes smells good for other people.

I do this everyday and lemme just tell you it brings all the boys to the yard and their like its better than yars

fun

Ya gotta do it sometime…

It’s scary to contemplate the alternative.

...and done this… and done this.

I do have the ability to fart on cue. All you have to do is strain, constantly. After you’ve forcefully strained out a few, you’ll be able to fart whenever you want!

But BE WARNED!
This procedure makes it difficult to hold in farts later on so DO NOT DO THIS UNLESS YOU ARE SERIOUSLY DEDICATED TO YOUR RECTAL WIND!

For those of you who are dedicated, this ability wears off after a while, so keep practicing. I find that the best time to practice is while:

1. watching T.V.

2. meditating
and
3. playing dominoes with Dracula

It smelled reallyreally loud and smelly.